Not Safe For Work! british pornstar gives me her number asks me to go over.

[Muggins]

Only on GOT do we get these kinds of threads...

I know. Even i'm now participating in the "look at me" thread.

What's the Jdawgs official response to this dilemma??

 

[Bungle]

This thread has taken some tremendous twists and explored views on both Stalin and Sex with Lions.

Impressed.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

For Jdawg not to cheat would be depriving woman kind, therefore being faithful would be wrong.

 

[Goat]

No but lads!

It was a work of art, we shared a room, so on the 2nd day I woke up before her, got my schlong out my boxers and took the covers off and pretended to be alseep, so the first thing she saw when she woke up was all 3 inches of my love sausage.

You cant teach that.

 

[thebluefox]

I went Amsterdam with some girl I worked with. Missus trusted me. We went for 3 days. On the 2nd night I took her for a meal and destroyed her afterwards. She felt guilty and wouldnt put out the3rd night.

So I went and banged a hooker.

Does that me Stalin lads?

mout bangs brass

 

[Goat]

mout bangs brass

It was Amsterdam lad.

Its THE LAW over there.

 

[Azzurri]

What's happening in here?

There's a difference between wanting to bang a bird senseless and actually doing it. If you're one of them people who claims they aren't even attracted to women on a night out because you love your Mrs too much then you're lying. Or mental. Or gay. Or asexual.

 

[Brennan]

Lets hope Goat JR doesn't read this thread.

 

[HSD]

This thread has taught me I'm bloody lucky with the boyfriend I have.



Also, just a point as I saw it a few pages back, it doesn't mean you're "under the thumb" because you have enough morals not to cheat.

 

[Goat]

Lets hope Goat JR doesn't read this thread.

He wont.

 

[johnnydawg68]

Opinions on Stalin mate?

EPIC 'stache, and hair. Certainly a long shot for humanitarian awards.

 

[thebluefox]

Lets hope Goat JR doesn't read this thread.

why does he bang brass as well , fambo of the year pancakes and baby cakes

 

[bluebottle]

why does he bang brass as well , fambo of the year pancakes and baby cakes

Whole new meaning to pancake toss.

 

[Goat]

Only messing tho lads, yeah.

*DISCLAIMER*

 

[Azzurri]

Whole new meaning to pancake toss.

The third one behind the literal meaning and what Alex Curran does.