Not Safe For Work! british pornstar gives me her number asks me to go over.

[ijjysmith]

She doesn't like meat either. I wouldn't listen to her opinion to be honest mate.

Very rarely agree in stuff mate!

She doesn't even like 80's movies.

Except Labrynth.... WHICH I HATE

 

[bluejock]

Googled Mumsnet.

Saved for future foof destroying.

Good find Batman.

Hahaha

Like fishing with dynamite.

 

[bluejock]

Very rarely agree in stuff mate!

She doesn't even like 80's movies.

Except Labrynth.... WHICH I HATE

Good lord.

She must be great in bed.

 

[ijjysmith]

Have you even been on tour, lads holiday, stag nights, worked away or down the pub where 10 lads are trying to bang the big titted blonde barmaid, 8 of which are married??

Ever bumped into a hen do??

Yes to some of those.

But when I was single.

 

[Allezfan]

Not if I haven't seen these surveys. Which I haven't. How would I know?

Actually I just looked it up and it's hilarious how much the figures differ depending on who's running the survey.

60 and 70% figures do exist but also 15 and 20% ones.

Given that the first two were run by males and the second two by females I like to think they were talking to the same people and they were giving it all the "I shagged her and her and her" to the bloke and then "I have never even noticed another woman, I didn't even know you were one til you spoke" to the lass.

 

[HSD]

I find it funny that a lot of guys/girls think it's acceptable to cheat simply because they think "everyone does it". What a ridiculous way of excusing your actions.

 

[Allezfan]

Labyrinth is ten times the film Top Gear is.

And not just because of David Bowie's trousers.

 

[roydo]

I find it funny that a lot of guys/girls think it's acceptable to cheat simply because they think "everyone does it". What a ridiculous way of excusing your actions.

Ugh oh. Busted.

 

[Goat]

I find it funny that a lot of guys/girls think it's acceptable to cheat simply because they think "everyone does it". What a ridiculous way of excusing your actions.

How can u just leave me standing?
Alone in a world that's so cold? (so cold)
Maybe Im just 2 demanding
Maybe Im just like my father 2 bold
Maybe you're just like my mother
Shes never satisfied (shes never satisfied)
Why do we scream at each other
This is what it sounds like
When doves cry

 

[Elong]

Some people acting a little high and mighty so to speak in here when they've been guilty of it themselves I reckon.

 

[Goat]

Some people acting a little high and mighty so to speak in here when they've been guilty of it themselves I reckon.

Touch if u will my stomach
Feel how it trembles inside
Youve got the butterflies all tied up
Don't make me chase u
Even doves have pride

 

[roydo]

Some people acting a little high and mighty so to speak in here when they've been guilty of it themselves I reckon.

Show me a man who has never made a mistake, and I will show you a man who has made nothing.

 

[roydo]

Some people acting a little high and mighty so to speak in here when they've been guilty of it themselves I reckon.

Show me a man who has never made a mistake, and I will show you a man who has made nothing.

 

[Elong]

Show me a man who has never made a mistake, and I will show you a man who has made nothing.

Shrugs*

I forgot to take the rubbish out yesterday, I didn't sleep around.

 

[steken1]

The desire to cheat and the ability to are massively different.

Most fellas can't hold a conversation with their arl fella over anything other than footie so how are they gunna deal with an intimidating looking bird and most of us are, at best, average looking.

Women on the other hand find it a lot easier as they tend to be more talkative and less able to handle their ale.

The things I've seen just from work do's or being in offices and working with the public would shock a lot of people, female wise.

Sadly the men most likely to get cheated on are the over the top loving types, who stay in saturday nights, cook her a nice tea when she gets home, pick her up from work and all that gear.