Not Safe For Work! british pornstar gives me her number asks me to go over.

[FTY]

I was fingering some girl one time and she kept makeing porn noises. Giveing it the whole 'Yar, yar, stick those fingers in me'. I ending up having to stop because I was laughing too much. She either a) Watches porn or b )Was a pornstar. Can't see it being b because she was 14.

Edit- I was 14 as well!

 

[DanEFC92]

I was fingering some girl one time and she kept makeing porn noises. Giveing it the whole 'Yar, yar, stick those fingers in me'. I ending up having to stop because I was laughing too much. She either a) Watches porn or b)Was a pornstar. Can't see it being b because she was 14.

Edit- I was 14 as well!

That's something I could have gone without knowing about.

 

[heatmeiser]

Labyrinth is ten times the film Top Gear is.

And not just because of David Bowie's trousers.

Yeah but what about that bit where Jeremy Clarkson shoots down all those nasty russian migs with his sidewinder missiles and stuff?

And Labyrinth is amazing.

"The baby with the power, what power? Power of the voodoo. What do? You do!"

Awesome.

 

[Bungle]

Got to laugh at all this 'destroying foof' nonsense. If you fellas were that big there would be women on Mumsnet talking to their chums about how they were chatting to you on Skype.

Oh, and 'foof', ugh, what an ugly word. International womens day and we have this thread

Does this mean you're on mumsnet often enough to know that GOTers aren't being talked about?

 

[njligernj]

I find it funny that a lot of guys/girls think it's acceptable to cheat simply because they think "everyone does it". What a ridiculous way of excusing your actions.

Has anyone said that? Aside from MoutsGoat's "fictional" tale that is.

Stating facts (that x% of people cheat) isn't condoning it. It's just a fact.

I'd say it really goes the other way in this thread -- there are WAY more people acting indignant and horrified than I would have guessed.

 

[HSD]

Some people acting a little high and mighty so to speak in here when they've been guilty of it themselves I reckon.

Most probably have done something, everyone makes mistakes, but if they're not happily saying all over the internet that they want to or would cheat on their partner, then they are a lot better in terms of morals than those who do. So may they stay on their high horse, away from the peasants.

 

[HSD]

Has anyone said that? Aside from MoutsGoat's "fictional" tale that is.

I never said that anyone in this thread had even said it. I was just making a point in regards to a whole lot of people on the internet

 

[njligernj]

Edit- I was 14 as well!

-10 story points.

 

[bluejock]

YEWTREE

 

[Azzurri]

WHAT'S THIS YEWTREE BUSINESS?

 

[njligernj]

I never said that anyone in this thread had even said it. I was just making a point in regards to a whole lot of people on the internet

Ah! Fair enough. The internet is 99% monsters. I include myself in there.

Do they have Ashley Madison in the UK and run the adverts a lot?

 

[Allezfan]

Yeah but what about that bit where Jeremy Clarkson shoots down all those nasty russian migs with his sidewinder missiles and stuff?

Haha, a gear, a gun, it's close enough.

 

[Bluenose1995]

****ing hell finished a 13 hour shift and missed this ****e

 

[Azzurri]

Ah! Fair enough. The internet is 99% monsters. I include myself in there.

Do they have Ashley Madison in the UK and run the adverts a lot?

Only see them on Barry Horne websites.

 

[Bigmaclad]

When I was 14 I was playing my games console not fingering girls like


Flipping heck