Not Safe For Work! british pornstar gives me her number asks me to go over.

[Bungle]

I'm not normally one to be the board police, but if people don't start posting more pictures in this thread someone should be banned.

 

[ijjysmith]

And this is why I love you. x

 

[sheeds]

Wait, wait, you have a girlfriend? And you're considering hooking up with some "pornstar"?



What the actual ****.

That's definitely the unbelievable bit of his post

 

[carlos21]

And this is why I love you. x

ijjy you are on fire today mate x

 

[ah11984]

Well that stat is based on nothing. What a ridiculous assumption.

Having friends, knowing other lads. I hardly said it was fact did i. What would you say the more accurate guess would be mr percentage expert.

 

[ijjysmith]

ijjy you are on fire today mate x

I can't describe how much this means to me mate x

 

[carlos21]

I can't describe how much this means to me mate x

aww xxx

 

[ijjysmith]

Having friends, knowing other lads. I hardly said it was fact did i. What would you say the more accurate guess would be mr percentage expert.

Well none of my mates would cheat on their mrs. I know I wouldn't.

Why would you be with someone if you wanted someone else?

But I understand that there are some utter nobheads out there so probably about 13.239047230947% would cheat on their partner.

 

[ah11984]

Well none of my mates would cheat on their mrs. I know I wouldn't.

Why would you be with someone if you wanted someone else?

But I understand that there are some utter nobheads out there so probably about 13.239047230947% would cheat on their partner.

I wouldn't personally... but i would say your percentage is naive sir.

 

[ijjysmith]

I wouldn't personally... but i would say your percentage is naive sir.

Depends really.

You say your lads would cheat on their lady. I know my mates and me would not.

Are there really that many morons out there to make the 75% you say? Very sad if so.

 

[The T-Dex]

75% Jesus, so 3 quarters of my house have cheated on their missus.

 

[ijjysmith]

75% Jesus, so 3 quarters of my house have cheated on their missus.

I'm having a word with my cats when i get in.

BASTARDS

 

[ah11984]

Depends really.

You say your lads would cheat on their lady. I know my mates and me would not.

Are there really that many morons out there to make the 75% you say? Very sad if so.

I did say the 75% was if it was an absolute stunner and not the gonorrhea-riddled moose in question here.

 

[HSD]

Maybe not in this case, cos she looks an absolute skank. But i'd say about 75% lads in relationships would cheat if given the come on by an absolute stunner.

And lads wonder why girls hate them/never trust them? My bet is that you'd be pissed off if your girlfriend openly told you she doesn't trust you.

Having friends, knowing other lads. I hardly said it was fact did i. What would you say the more accurate guess would be mr percentage expert.

All this shows is that you and your friends have terrible morals and aren't exactly nice, in terms of relationships. Not all guys are like that, lads might be but actual men are not.

 

[ijjysmith]

I did say the 75% was if it was an absolute stunner and not the gonorrhea-riddled moose in question here.

Doesn't make any difference mate.