Not Safe For Work! british pornstar gives me her number asks me to go over.

[sheeds]

stay well clear of her fart tubes mate they will be well destroyed

You say this like it's a bad thing !

I accept she wouldn't be much of choice if I were looking for a mrs sheeds but to idly pass some time shed certainly make my list

 

[njligernj]

I've just been hit on by lolly badcock. I'm attached D I S A S T E R

This might be the biggest humblebrag posted on GoT in quite some time.

You'd think it was a cool idea to hook up with a pornstar but really you'd have to take about a million tests afterwards.

Not sure how much they test in UK but the in the US an active porn star is less likely to have most STDs than the average girl on the street. If you pick up a girl in a bar in NYC there is a 30-40% chance she has an STD (and most of the time it is undiagnosed). Actually that's general population stats -- if you reduce the set to just "girls who are in bars and going home with men they just met" it's probably well north of 50% have STDs.

I'd take my chances with the pornog bird trainspotting. YOLO!

 

[Baines' left foot]

I had the chance to meet up with a stripper once.

I bottled it.

 

[Bungle]

I had the chance to meet up with a stripper once.

I bottled it.

What did she do to make you bottle her mate?

 

[Baines' left foot]

What did she do to make you bottle her mate?

Shoved her digits up me reccy the dirty little tart.

 

[Bungle]

Shoved her digits up me reccy the dirty little tart.

I'm pretty sure you encouraged it

 

[Baines' left foot]

I'm pretty sure you encouraged it

I said one, not the whole fist FFS!

 

[Bungle]

I said one, not the whole fist FFS!

But why only stop her when she was elbow deep?

 

[Baines' left foot]

But why only stop her when she was elbow deep?

She had pointy elbows.

 

[HSD]

Wait, wait, you have a girlfriend? And you're considering hooking up with some "pornstar"?



What the actual ****.

 

[Hellerad]

Ah, the timeless struggle between morals and orals.

 

[bluejock]

The timeless struggle between reality and makey uppy.

What does she make of you petrol bombing cars mate?

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Wait, wait, you have a girlfriend? And you're considering hooking up with some "pornstar"?



What the actual ****.

I'm inclined to place this in the same pile as Caveo and his supposed seedy deeds.

 

[carlos21]

The timeless struggle between reality and makey uppy.

What does she make of you petrol bombing cars mate?

okay jock.

 

[HSD]

Even though it's clearly bull, to try and get, what, 'lad points'? By implying that you'd want to cheat on your girlfriend is horrible. It really is horrible. I don't even care if this is the internet, just stop.