Not Safe For Work! british pornstar gives me her number asks me to go over.

[Raymondo077]

S1ths just got real...

*FHL,,,, oh wait,,, use a huge yoke ya plug in and, stand back and watch the show.

Then just at the critical moment,,, run in and destroy.

Timeing is everything here mate,, FFS!!!

 

[DanEFC92]

You'd think it was a cool idea to hook up with a pornstar but really you'd have to take about a million tests afterwards.

 

[AdamEFC]

Whats her skype lad?

 

[billybinghamsboy]

Who is lolly badcock?
Put your wellies on and get over there get an extra thick condom on and do the business and just when you dump your load throw a handful of breadcrumbs on the bed and walk away

 

[Everton 1878 NSNO]

bring the subject up with girlfriend - threesome with pornstar I think that is one of the freebies allowed with a girlfriend

 

[AdamEFC]

This the girl in question?

Looks like kat from Eastenders.

 

[Goat]

 

[Azzurri]

Ah-hah!


I knew I'd seen him before.

Good work, Goat.

 

[toffeejack]

then its something else. she bottles them all up and gets them all out when shes grumpy. its a trial by her.

only happens once a month mate - stop whinging

 

[ijjysmith]

Well this is a lie

 

[Moomin]

Well this is a lie

Which part, the pornstar bit or girlfriend bit?

 

[EFC David]

She's my favey porno star.

 

[coollino]

She looks vile.

 

[Walter Ego]

Just shag her mate. Do it for all of us.

 

[Bigmaclad]

This place gets weirder every day