Not Safe For Work! british pornstar gives me her number asks me to go over.

[Bruce Wayne]

Oh wow man you have a pornstar chatting you up. You rock you sexy dude you (presumably that was the response you were hoping for from this thread?)

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

Oh wow man you have a pornstar chatting you up. You rock you sexy dude you (presumably that was the response you were hoping for from this thread?)

haha, nice put down.

Can't say I see the attraction in mounting some skank who spends half her life swallowing schlong for cash like...

 

[sheeds]

She looks vile.

Just my type


I'm incredibly interested to see how this event developed and how she approached you as your clearly not interested , did she just breeze passed and pass you her number , Skype or whatever ??

haha, nice put down.

Can't say I see the attraction in mounting some skank who spends half her life swallowing schlong for cash like...

Where all different mate but if it wasn't for 'skanky wrong un's ' I'd almost certainly be living in a much better house , we all have our weaknesses but without a doubt that's mine

 

[Phenom]

Vicky pollard with black hair.

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

Just my type

Where all different mate but if it wasn't for 'skanky wrong un's ' I'd almost certainly be living in a much better house , we all have our weaknesses but without a doubt that's mine

haha, so you love a dirt box then Sheeds?

I've always found that the ones who come across as being filth are usually a total let down in the sack. I much prefer to seek out the quieter types, who after a bit of warming up, go at it like some crazed beast, they take some spotting like & I've ended up mounting a few wet lettuces, as part of my quest

 

[caught]

then its something else. she bottles them all up and gets them all out when shes grumpy. its a trial by her.

Lid, if she's bottling up your breadcrumbs and then tediously taking them back out again during times of ennui, I think your only option is to have sex with the girl off the internet.

Also, I love that Sheeds is both the moral compass of ITK's and pure, pure filth.

 

[bluejock]

[video=youtube;Uuqry9SMjQM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Uuqry9SMjQM[/video]

 

[ricardobee]

My porn star mate sadly died a few years back. As a mark of respect we scattered his ashes over his wifes face.

 

[kev101]

She is a very very ugly beast!! Looks like he/she'd flip you over & whip out her/his flaming Zeppelin.
Bit like a thinner younger version of that fat monster off Shameless.

 

[steken1]

She'll plate your arse no bother.

I shagged a bird who'd been in the daily sport for having the biggest tits in britain. She had it framed on the wall of her gaff in wallasey. She had the arse to go with them by the time I got a grip like. Still they were massive.

 

[steken1]

I've just been hit on by lolly badcock. I'm attached

D I S A S T E R

Post either the number or a pic of yourself mate. So we all know your not an epic tom pepper!

 

[BigBlueConk]

My porn star mate sadly died a few years back. As a mark of respect we scattered his ashes over his wifes face.

Always the Master!

 

[Dell Boy]

She'll plate your arse no bother.

I shagged a bird who'd been in the daily sport for having the biggest tits in britain. She had it framed on the wall of her gaff in wallasey. She had the arse to go with them by the time I got a grip like. Still they were massive.

Link please.

 

[steken1]

Link please.

I'd love to mate. It was aba 10 years ago. Met her in Don 1's which isn't even about any more.

 

[thebluefox]

stay well clear of her fart tubes mate they will be well destroyed