Match Thread Burnley v Everton - Preview, Match Report and MotM Poll

[Del-boy]

Not sure I will be able to watch this game tonight. It gives me the shudders.

Burnley will want to snatch a goal and then defend for the rest of the game.

I couldn’t watch the Newcastle game mate, took the Mrs out for Chinese instead. Missed all the drama and the late winner lol

 

[matty1878]

i didn’t sleep last night. i’ve got severe anxiety

 

[Petit]

Burnley haven't scored a proper goal in 5 games.
Weghorst has scored just 1 goal all season.

Enter Everton....

Burnley corner, 8 min first half

Shudders

 

[Armaghtoffee]

Pretty sure Newcastle and Leeds would prefer us to win tonight.

Well to effectively condemn Burnley yeah but my gut tells me Leeds are going to get sucked into this.

If DCL turns up tonight, with Richy and Gordon either side then I think we do this 2-0.

 

[Armaghtoffee]

i didn’t sleep last night. i’ve got severe anxiety

Understandable mate but much improved performance at West Ham indicates we’ll start picking up the points we need.

 

[kev]

i didn’t sleep last night. i’ve got severe anxiety

A late fitness test needed, but hopefully you'll be OK once the game starts @matty1878

 

[Death]

I bet Aaron Lennon rips us a new one tonight.

With the biggest smile on his face you have ever seen.

 

[Death]

This is a dust bin tonight.

 

[everton fan number one]

One thing about being in this trouble is games are like cup finals only more important. So it's atleast far more exciting than meandering in midtable.

If we weren't crap maybe

 

[Death]

If we weren't crap maybe

Thats what makes it more intense.

 

[Jeff Jones]

The fact is that we hope we win but don't expect to, against a team that's won only three games. There are plenty of matches left
but if we lose this I doubt that we'll stay up. If we win, however, I think we can look forward to Man Utd with a bit of optimism.

 

[blu87554]

Dear friends,

We will crush them like little bugs. WE WILL WIN!! We then procede to cook disgusting omelets with vegemite for their lunch. Then we will stomp on their heads. We wil laugh at thjem. We will point AND laugh at them. We will wash their shirts in shitty colours. We also will empty the tyres of their van so they can not travel to their own stadium. Then the PM will deem them idiots and grant us the 3 points. WIN WIN WIN!! If by chance they run up we will fart the most excruciating stink so they run for their mothers. In fact I hear them crying for their mothers now. IWOBI WIL EAT THEM FOR LUNCH!! DCL WIL SCORE 3 HATTRICKS!! KEANE WIL BE HOME AND NOWHERE NEAR!! ASHLEY COLE WIL SEND PICS HE MADE 10 YEARS AGO ON HIS PHONE TO THEIR PLAYERS!!! AND MOTHERS@!!

CRUSH THEM WE WILL. VICTORY IS OURS!!!

COYB!!!

 

[Houghty19]

Dean ref friend on var looking forward to which way we can be screwed by those two tonight

 

[Kaiser Soysauce]

I really can't see us winning tonight, I think a drab draw with 2 crap sides cancelling each other out, both as worried as each other about losing.

That said......I had a dream last night that we won 2-0 and DCL scored both before verbally abusing Jermaine Jenas in the after match interview, so I'm going to back that now (not the abuse bit) Some weird dreams lately !!

Dreams don't come true mate. If they did, I'd be coming home and enjoying my life as a time share husband on weekdays to Olga Kurylenko, Gal Gadot, Alison Brie, Mila Kunis and Rihanna, leaving the weekends free to play call of duty.

 

[efc.1878]

Please play for the badge and our motto ... that's all I ask.