Match Thread Burnley v Everton, Saturday 3rd March 2018

[Blue_in_london]

So it' my sons 5th birthday today - he gets his first Everton kit and they go and do this...thanks Everton! He'll be down the Hammers kit store before I know it, in these parts!

 

[navidson]

Smirks when asked why he took Gylfi off, and goes on about chances missed again, Appears that Pickford and Williams have been picked out at fault for the goals. Thanks For the end of a horrendous week Everton. The only bright spot was Cenk

Correctly so

 

[Jamiednm]

I’m going to pretend to be a Spurs fan, so this Everton nonsense is of no concern of mine.

COYS!

 

[Sona]

Save Everton in ten easy steps...

1. Sack Walsh.

2. Sack Allardyce.

3. Sell Keane, Williams, Martina, Schneiderlin, Bolasie, Niasse.

4. Keep Pickford, Coleman, Holgate, Gueye, Sigurdsson, Walcott.

5. Get in a new DoF with a long term vision and install club philosophy which fits the expectations of the fans.

6. Appoint a new forward-thinking manager in keeping with the philosophy.

7. Bring in a new backline (save for Coleman).

8. Sign a winger, a creative midfielder and a striker.

9. Accept nothing less than 100% effort and commitment from the players.

10. Consider it a clean slate and start getting behind the team again as one.

 

[Muggins]

Save Everton in ten easy steps...

1. Sack Walsh.

2. Sack Allardyce.

3. Sell Keane, Williams, Martina, Schneiderlin, Bolasie, Niasse.

4. Keep Pickford, Coleman, Holgate, Gueye, Sigurdsson, Walcott.

5. Get in a new DoF with a long term vision and install club philosophy which fits the expectations of the fans.

6. Appoint a new forward-thinking manager in keeping with the philosophy.

7. Bring in a new backline (save for Coleman).

8. Sign a winger, a creative midfielder and a striker.

9. Accept nothing less than 100% effort and commitment from the players.

10. Consider it a clean slate and start getting behind the team again as one.

Great post mate. Makes you wonder why the owner doesn’t know this.

 

[tsubaki]

Save Everton in ten easy steps...

1. Sack Walsh.

2. Sack Allardyce.

3. Sell Keane, Williams, Martina, Schneiderlin, Bolasie, Niasse.

4. Keep Pickford, Coleman, Holgate, Gueye, Sigurdsson, Walcott.

5. Get in a new DoF with a long term vision and install club philosophy which fits the expectations of the fans.

6. Appoint a new forward-thinking manager in keeping with the philosophy.

7. Bring in a new backline (save for Coleman).

8. Sign a winger, a creative midfielder and a striker.

9. Accept nothing less than 100% effort and commitment from the players.

10. Consider it a clean slate and start getting behind the team again as one.

Its "club philosophy" that has ruined us for the past four years.

 

[ToffeeTim]

Is right Thierry.

Calling out the whoppers in our support who didn't rate Lukaku

 

[Royalbm1]

The fluidity of our football is so slow

About as fluid as mud trying to flow up hill

 

[COYBL25]

Save Everton in ten easy steps...

1. Sack Walsh.

2. Sack Allardyce.

3. Sell Keane, Williams, Martina, Schneiderlin, Bolasie, Niasse.

4. Keep Pickford, Coleman, Holgate, Gueye, Sigurdsson, Walcott.

5. Get in a new DoF with a long term vision and install club philosophy which fits the expectations of the fans.

6. Appoint a new forward-thinking manager in keeping with the philosophy.

7. Bring in a new backline (save for Coleman).

8. Sign a winger, a creative midfielder and a striker.

9. Accept nothing less than 100% effort and commitment from the players.

10. Consider it a clean slate and start getting behind the team again as one.

Can you please email that to the club, along with a photo of Allardyce with his eyes gouged out ?

 

[Maltese_Falcon]

That trip to Dubai worked wonders !

 

[GwladysBlue]

True and we survived that, hurl the abuse 9 more games, maybe achieve 4 more points and move on

Apologises. Angry after the match.

 

[Jamiednm]

Henceforth, I shall call this zombie version of Everton Football Club ‘Everton Villa’ until we start behaving like Everton should from the board and manager to the players and catering staff.

 

[kenada_blue]

Save Everton in ten easy steps...

1. Sack Walsh.

2. Sack Allardyce.

3. Sell Keane, Williams, Martina, Schneiderlin, Bolasie, Niasse.

4. Keep Pickford, Coleman, Holgate, Gueye, Sigurdsson, Walcott.

5. Get in a new DoF with a long term vision and install club philosophy which fits the expectations of the fans.

6. Appoint a new forward-thinking manager in keeping with the philosophy.

7. Bring in a new backline (save for Coleman).

8. Sign a winger, a creative midfielder and a striker.

9. Accept nothing less than 100% effort and commitment from the players.

10. Consider it a clean slate and start getting behind the team again as one.

Will take 2 seasons.

So sit tight

 

[OnlyBlueWillDo]

Correctly so

Williams on that 2nd goal was about as indecisive bad defending as it gets, he's telling people to mark the goalscorer while he marks fresh air, if he'd done what he was telling others to do who had jobs they wouldn't have scored.

 

[Sona]

Great post mate. Makes you wonder why the owner doesn’t know this.

Thanks mate.

Its "club philosophy" that has ruined us for the past four years.

I have to disagree there. The absolute lack of a clear plan and direction of the playing side of our football club is precisely why we signed a load of square pegs for round holes and seemingly lack any cohesion whatsoever.

Can you please email that to the club, along with a photo of Allardyce with his eyes gouged out ?

On it.