Can Brits cook

[Vim Fuego]

I might be a fantastic cook Coyney, but i'm [Poor language removed] in bed *


* I'm just playing down the pleasure i give from my thrill hammer.*

 

[Dom1878]

Im a great cook .

 

[Vim Fuego]

Im a great cook .

Pouring boiling kettle water on Pot Noodles doesn't count as food production.

 

[coyney]

Im a great cook .

Beans on toast is not cooking

 

[coyney]

I might be a fantastic cook Coyney, but i'm [Poor language removed] in bed *


* I'm just playing down the pleasure i give from my thrill hammer.*

At the moment Vim [Poor language removed] would be giving myself higher than I deserve

 

[TX Bill]

I'm a fantastic cock, my cocking abilities have been known to make the most frigid of women as moist as an Ecuadorian rain forest in rainy season.

FYP

 

[TX Bill]

...oh, and I couldn't cook up a bowl of Captain Crunch if you asked me too.

Poor and inept are too generous when describing my cooking abilities, or lack thereof.

 

[Vim Fuego]

FYP

You are naughty.

 

[Dom1878]

Pouring boiling kettle water on Pot Noodles doesn't count as food production.

Beans on toast is not cooking

- Seriously - Pasta, Rice, Soup, Egg Sandwiches, Scambled/boiled egg, beans...i could go on.

 

[Vim Fuego]

Sprouts Mexicane.

Well it's... sprouts, pinch of chili powder, jar of curry powder, hint of tobasco sauce - well, three bottles actually. Not so much a hint, more a Party Political Broadcast. And the secret ingredient.... gunpowder!

 

[JohnnyTodd]

the thing about the likes of Oliver is that if he needs to change a tyre he goes down to kwik-fit, he could try and do it himself and could probably manage it. he just cant be arsed.
well as far as cooking goes, i just cant be arsed. why cook when Sayers provide such healthy, wholesome fare.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

well said
welcome to the forum JohnnyTodd, with a 1st post like that you should hang around.

 

[Dutch Toffee]

You Brits are just awful cooks.
Us Dutch on the other hand.

Just kidding, I believe that everyone is able to put a nice meal on the table, but just as JohnnyTodd said, you've to be arsed in doing so.
One thing though. Nothing beats starting a day, with an old fashioned English breakfast for me personally.

 

[Dutch Toffee]

Nothing beats starting a day, with an old fashioned English breakfast for me personally.

And before anyone starts, it's a thread about cooking.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

You Brits are just awful cooks.
Us Dutch on the other hand.

Just kidding, I believe that everyone is able to put a nice meal on the table, but just as JohnnyTodd said, you've to be arsed in doing so.
One thing though. Nothing beats starting a day, with an old fashioned English breakfast for me personally.

do you mean to say you dont go for the gouda, berliner, and sprinkles on bread ?
for those not in the know thats cheese, spam and hundreds & thousands. if it's a posh hotel theres nutella as well.