Match Thread Carabao Cup: Bournemouth v Everton - Preview, Match Report & MotM Poll

[derek duvall]

I’m sure we could convince one club to buy him or dies that only work with us buying gash??

I have no doubt we could sell him, it’s just whether it’s for a sizeable fee

 

[JohnRoss23]

Does that include the shower of.. who played sat?

You’re right I’m afraid

 

[cooperman]

We dont practice shooting so we gotta practice something. Blocking shots maybe.

I reckon they just go out there for the photos on social media and then spend the rest of the time smoking bifters and sniffing glue

 

[Simo]

Sign the ref up..did you see that control and pass. Direct, no messing...it went backwards, so will fit straight in

 

[Zeitgeist]

Everton
2 shots
1 on target
50% possession

Our average is about 1 shot on target per 45 minutes of football.... SHOCKING

Bournemouth
5 shots already
1 on target
50% possession

I have less of an idea what Lampard is trying to achieve now than at the start of the season... I think if it carries on like this Lampard will be shown the door after Saturday.

Yes we have poor players but we are playing in a poor tactical set up, if like he had at Chelsea if you have good/world class players you can make your poor tactics work.

Dunno, Lampard didn't tell Iwobi and DCL to miss sitters did he

 

[JohnRoss23]

Gordon going to get sent off like a goober

 

[kenada_blue]

There's an idea here. Too many rusty players (Doucs, Davies, Keane), Gordon not getting on the ball, Maupay seeing zero, to see it out.

Patterson and Vinagre add a lot to the attack and a drive. There's just none of that up top.

And Bournemouth have done zero

 

[girders]

No one arsed moving for throw ins FFS ! Show a bit of pride and at least give 100% effort

 

[Melchizedek]

Will we hear boos at halftime?
I predict yes

 

[nsno-chris]

You knob head

 

[irishgoose]

VAR red

 

[wm02]

How many yellow cards for him this season?
Unreal

 

[4737carlin]

Everton
2 shots
1 on target
50% possession

Our average is about 1 shot on target per 45 minutes of football.... SHOCKING

Bournemouth
5 shots already
1 on target
50% possession

I have less of an idea what Lampard is trying to achieve now than at the start of the season... I think if it carries on like this Lampard will be shown the door after Saturday.

Yes we have poor players but we are playing in a poor tactical set up, if like he had at Chelsea if you have good/world class players you can make your poor tactics work.

Doing a worse job then Allardyce, in terms of results, in terms of stats, in terms of everything.

 

[Verbal Kint]

Could have been Red?? The petulant little brat

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

I have less of an idea what Lampard is trying to achieve now than at the start of the season

Couldn't agree more