Match Thread Carabao Cup: Bournemouth v Everton - Preview, Match Report & MotM Poll

[heatmeiser]

Watch Keane in the build-up to the goal

Absolutely comical

 

[Davidoff]

It’s far more entertaining

I agree with you there mate

 

[marsh]

What are they scared of? Go forwards, try something. It's painful watching them randomly turn and go backwards for no reason at all

 

[nsno-chris]

Our next signings need to meet the following criteria:

Do they have a brain

 

[marnie]

I'm off for a 50 minute dump with a copy of FHM from 1997

 

[Brad.st]

Watch Keane in the build-up to the goal

Absolutely comical

He really is a horrendous defender

 

[bicycleheader]

I can't be the only one who thinks we can win this right?

Tbh Bournemouth are pretty bad so it’s possible to think we are utterly horrific and that we can win it

 

[SupaStake]

I'm off for a 50 minute dump with a copy of FHM from 1997

Ahhhh a man of culture

 

[Littlesue]

I went to walk a dog after their goal went in, did I miss much?

 

[diggerdestroyer]

Gordon has become a right pain in the arse. He needs to concentrate on his own game rather than acting hard with the opposition. His control and decision making are very poor... buzzing about totally lacking the precision you'd expect of a professional footballer. He's not the only cab on that rank either as we know only too well.

Holgate went throught the same phase. acting hard and wouldn't beat his way out of a paper bag. * possible that holgate hasn't left the phase

 

[nsno-chris]

This is so bad I’m debating offering an olive branch to the benitez 8

Breaking bread n’all that

But then I realised what treacherous rats they are

 

[gianthogweed]

Hes got a dwarf up front by himself the defenders are reluctant to go long so they are passing the ball sideways until they panic we have sunk to a new low

 

[BlueStevie35]

I'm off for a 50 minute dump with a copy of FHM from 1997

Who’s the cover girl?

 

[Ruairi77]

how does he go one down and stick with a back 5 with the left back doing nothing because Holgate is drifting wide.
Just switch to a back 4 by hooking Holgate and get more bodies in midfield.
Pattersons been excellent and Tom has been enthusiastic but the others have spent their time strolling about and passing backwards.
Gordans tackle was sunday league standard.
And Maupay did nothing.

Feck it, throw on Mills, Cannon and Iwobi and go 4231 or 433

 

[overkill]

Gordon, Davis and kean out please...even youngsters would do a better job. Maupay also very average...

It makes me think the opposite with our youngsters, if they can't get any games ahead of these players they are beyond terrible.

Makes sense most our youngsters end up in the lower leagues