Rumour has it Carlo dined with the new players last night and gave them an introduction to the squad and what's expected.
Good job the midfield is currently full of invisible people, he skipped that part pretty fast just told them they would take those positions
Imagine that, sitting around a massive table.
Papa Carlo: Everyone this is Allan, James Rodriquez, Abdoulaye Doucouré.
Everyone: * waves *
Papa Carlo: This is Jordan our current goalkeeper * whispers * not for much longer I hope. Seamus, Mason, Micheal, Lucas, Yerry, Jarrad, Neils, Jonjoe who are our defenders.
* they wave *
Papa Carlo: Here is our midfield, Andre and Anthony.
* cricket sound *
Papa Carlo: Last but not least these guys are our attackers, Moise, Dominic and Richy.
* big waves *
James: Boss, what is that table in the corner?
Allan: Yeah are they supposed to be joining us?
Papa Carlo: NO! You ignore them! They are not to be spoken of!