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[Death]

I wish they’d released more golf courses. They played around with the controls too much on later ones and it was a mess

Yeah the resort i had ot in me hand and the new motion plus and the fella in cex said its not worth it. Just a crapper wii sports. Bad employee. A good friend.

 

[Sassy Colombian]

These arl arses on here dont appreciate a woman and her true beauty.

I would shower you with rose petals and cheap wine after witnessing such a fabulous haircut ♡

Awwwww, Blue you are being too generous with your comment about my hair cut but I like it lol

 

[Sassy Colombian]

I have abolished carbs from my diet since last week. I'm in ketosis. Just had an omelette. Cheese bacon, scallops.

And get this, no carbs in.

How come you are abolishing carbs? Trying to loose some extra pounds so you can be ready to wear your Speedos

I did a keto diet earlier last year but I love carbs too much so I didn't enjoy it. Now I just do intermittent fasting. I try not to eat for 12-16 hours after my last meal but during the hours that I do eat I'm flexible with my food intake.

 

[Sassy Colombian]

@carlos21

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He is hiding from us. Doesn't love us anymore. I'm heart broken.

Come back to us @carlos21 we miss you!

 

[Sassy Colombian]

The only advice my dad gave me was to never comment on a woman's haircut.

The reasoning goes: if you like it now then you didn't like it before and if you don't like it now then you're clearly wrong and a total scumbag.

Basically, we can't win.

So, we should just ask the woman if she is happy with the haircut and play it safe until we know the correct response.

Hahahaha, your dad gave you a wise advise!

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

Hahahaha, your dad gave you a wise advise!

He also told me never sell a car to a friend or family member. I've followed both and never gone wrong.

 

[Sassy Colombian]

He also told me never sell a car to a friend or family member. I've followed both and never gone wrong.

That's even a better advise. It seems you been doing well in life with all the guidance he gave you, now may sure you share it with your kids too (if or when you have any)

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

That's even a better advise. It seems you been doing well in life with all the guidance he gave you, now may sure you share it with your kids too (if or when you have any)

I have two daughters, 10 and 8, they sell cars to anyone, the little sods.

 

[Death]

How come you are abolishing carbs? Trying to loose some extra pounds so you can be ready to wear your Speedos

I did a keto diet earlier last year but I love carbs too much so I didn't enjoy it. Now I just do intermittent fasting. I try not to eat for 12-16 hours after my last meal but during the hours that I do eat I'm flexible with my food intake.

Which worked faster for you. I am thinking about becoming a holiday rep. And need to be in shape to show the good tourists around.

 

[Sassy Colombian]

Which worked faster for you. I am thinking about becoming a holiday rep. And need to be in shape to show the good tourists around.

What's a holiday rep? You already seem to be in shape what would you be doing with the tourist that requires you to be fitter? Trying to be hotter so you can find the right tourist to marry? lol

 

[Jimishorts]

I knew I shouldn’t have wasted so much time on photoshop. GTA 5 was obviously where it’s at.

 

[Sassy Colombian]

I knew I shouldn’t have wasted so much time on photoshop. GTA 5 was obviously where it’s at.

But your photoshop skills brings joy and lots of laugher to those of us that don't have GTA 5 so it wasn't wasted money.

Now if you could use your photoshop skills to give me a new body for my head on my thread. I think I will look good in Jessica Rabbit's lol

 

[Death]

What's a holiday rep? You already seem to be in shape what would you be doing with the tourist that requires you to be fitter? Trying to be hotter so you can find the right tourist to marry? lol

A holiday rep is a lad that looks after holiday package clients. Usually fills them full of tequila and ... shows them a good time shall we say.

 

[Jimishorts]

But your photoshop skills brings joy and lots of laugher to those of us that don't have GTA 5 so it wasn't wasted money.

Now if you could use your photoshop skills to give me a new body for my head on my thread. I think I will look good in Jessica Rabbit's lol

What we really need is @maccavennie and his sweet lyrics to tempt @carlos21 away from the dangers of tik tok and back into our warm embrace.

 

[Sassy Colombian]

What we really need is @maccavennie and his sweet lyrics to tempt @carlos21 away from the dangers of tik tok and back into our warm embrace.

I hope @maccavennie lyrics will temp him back, if not then maybe I could lure him with some bikini pics lol I'm going to the beach next week and still have to decide which thong I'll be bringing.