Caught cheating stories

[tommytowne]

Christ this thread has turned into that part of razzle or Mayfair, where readers wrote in with their mad fantasies

Forum in the Penthouse was quite informative

 

[Connor]

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[Billy Dean]

Probably gonna book a holiday to Cancun when I've been vaccinated.

 

[ArtetaMoney]

Probably gonna book a holiday to Cancun when I've been vaccinated.

You’ll be fully immune to all viruses once you return.

 

[Death]

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Does anyone remember the documentary with Louie Theroux about the sex workers? This woman decided after years of a normal job she wanted to become an escort and her husband just agreed to go along with it. Whenever her clients come round he gets out the house for an hour or however long they’ve booked for. Says he agreed to it as it makes her happy

Most cleverest pimp you will see.

 

[witchdoc187]

She has a fair amount of regulars if I remember correctly. The poor fella just seemed like he felt he had no choice but to agree to it

if you truly love someone mate you gotta let them do their thing. He is a hero in my eyes. Sometimes I wish someone would bone my wife to cheer her up a bit.

 

[witchdoc187]

Laughed so hard at that my oldest kid came to see what I was doing lol

i hope you put your old boy away in time mate

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Is that Shakespeare?

Dylan Thomas

 

[zzr45]

I once went to a sex party and the biggest thing that concerned me was that there was a buffet half way through. Food safety seemed to be an afterthought that day.

 

[twoblue]

Christ this thread has turned into that part of razzle or Mayfair, where readers wrote in with their mad fantasies

All this talk of swinging and group sex takes me back to a woman I met from over the water a number of years ago,a very casual relationship and she introduced me into the delights of the Townhouse swingers club in Birkenhead and Cupid's in Swinton ! Mad times, regular 3somes, 4somes and Gangbangs! Some of the couples i met in there would invite me back to their place and the blokes got off on watching me with their wives. I've got loads of stories of those crazy days and all 100% true, one fella was a pro rugby player, his thing was getting his Mrs to talk or facetime him on the phone as I had her all over the house while he was sat in his car somewhere !! All this carried on for about 18 months until believe it or not I became totally bored with it all. Some of the women were absolute stunners too.

… this one time me and my Mrs did on Wednesday and Sunday

 

[cronullasharks]

I once went to a sex party and the biggest thing that concerned me was that there was a buffet half way through. Food safety seemed to be an afterthought that day.

Here love munch on this, fantastic these pies.

 

[zzr45]

Here love munch on this, fantastic these pies.

It was a Tesco’s finest platter with Chorizo and olives. Exactly what you want when engaging in coitus.

 

[PaddyJames]

All this talk of swinging and group sex takes me back to a woman I met from over the water a number of years ago,a very casual relationship and she introduced me into the delights of the Townhouse swingers club in Birkenhead and Cupid's in Swinton ! Mad times, regular 3somes, 4somes and Gangbangs! Some of the couples i met in there would invite me back to their place and the blokes got off on watching me with their wives. I've got loads of stories of those crazy days and all 100% true, one fella was a pro rugby player, his thing was getting his Mrs to talk or facetime him on the phone as I had her all over the house while he was sat in his car somewhere !! All this carried on for about 18 months until believe it or not I became totally bored with it all. Some of the women were absolute stunners too.

Yeah I've sampled Cupids in Swinton. The owners a bit of a nosey get.

 

[bluerobert]

if you truly love someone mate you gotta let them do their thing. He is a hero in my eyes. Sometimes I wish someone would bone my wife to cheer her up a bit.

To be fair I think he looks like a man with utter contempt for her written all across his face

 

[bluerobert]

Most cleverest pimp you will see.

I bet he has to fight with ever fibre of his being to not wear that hat with a feather and matching cane he got himself of eBay the day she announced her intentions