Caught cheating stories

[witchdoc187]

Total lack of video evidence in this thread. Thank God

 

[trueblue84]

Total lack of video evidence in this thread. Thank God

 

[witchdoc187]

Revolting. Can't think of anything worse than seeing his smug face while he's pumping someone's old dear in the hotel dungeon. Not sure this sport is for me

 

[urquattro]

I see Fabian Delph has taken up presenting in his spare time.

 

[Ivo]

What kind of food is suitable for a sex party? I presume soft foods and not spicy. Also not crumb producing.

Crabs

 

[Jamiednm]

No true Evertonian would ever indulge in cheating. That’s full-on vulgar Kopite behaviour.

 

[summerisle]

What kind of food is suitable for a sex party? I presume soft foods and not spicy. Also not crumb producing.

 

[cronullasharks]

Just salmon. The kitchen staff found the cucumbers kept disappearing.

Imagine being a waiter at an orgy, there's all this action going on and you're walking around with a plate of tasty treats.

 

[trueblue84]

Imagine being a waiter at an orgy, there's all this action going on and you're walking around with a plate of tasty treats.

I'd imagine that a none-participant at one of those events would be in hell. The room would defo have a "gamey" smell to it, you wouldn't know where to look and you'd be terrified of touching anything. A full on assault on the senses.

 

[barneygumble]

Can I just say, read through this and one of the best threads yet.

Big gang of comedians

 

[witchdoc187]

I'd imagine that a none-participant at one of those events would be in hell. The room would defo have a "gamey" smell to it, you wouldn't know where to look and you'd be terrified of touching anything. A full on assault on the senses.

better than being a participant though by the look of the guy in his speedos above!

 

[GoodisonRoadSupperBarWool]

I can neither confirm or deny that lol

I can confirm your right

A young single GSBW had a dabble back in the day when a new girl started at firm not based on Merseyside when he was a office junior.

The girl in question had a fella and and she could not resist my charm. After a week or two at work she asked for my number and I just said “ ye quite fit you are aren’t ye” wasn’t expecting a postive reply but I got one. Thing was she was with someone and but had already cheated twice on him and I wasn’t at the time looking for anything serious. Anyway she cheated on her fella with me and then the morning after dropped me off at the match, worst was she even let me answer the phone to her fella to tell her she was on her way home, she left it for a few weeks but was constantly on the blower to me after work for all hours telling me all sorts of filthy stuff she wanted me to do to her.This resulted in her coming back for seconds but wanted to get serious and that included me sacking going the match and I was 21. Swerve that as I thought at the time she was fit but not that fit so she moved onto her then current fellas best mate. Year or so later she then cheated again. Anfield girls got to love them.

 

[witchdoc187]

I can confirm your right

A young single GSBW had a dabble back in the day when a new girl started at firm not based on Merseyside when he was a office junior.

The girl in question had a fella and and she could not resist my charm. After a week or two at work she asked for my number and I just said “ ye quite fit you are aren’t ye” wasn’t expecting a postive reply but I got one. Thing was she was with someone and but had already cheated twice on him and I wasn’t at the time looking for anything serious. Anyway she cheated on her fella with me and then the morning after dropped me off at the match, worst was she even let me answer the phone to her fella to tell her she was on her way home, she left it for a few weeks but was constantly on the blower to me after work for all hours telling me all sorts of filthy stuff she wanted me to do to her.This resulted in her coming back for seconds but wanted to get serious and that included me sacking going the match and I was 21. Swerve that as I thought at the time she was fit but not that fit so she moved onto her then current fellas best mate. Year or so later she then cheated again. Anfield girls got to love them.

Can you tell me what year this was so I can understand if you sacked her off for Mike Walkers Everton or Howard Kendall MK1.

 

[PhilM]

I'd imagine that a none-participant at one of those events would be in hell. The room would defo have a "gamey" smell to it, you wouldn't know where to look and you'd be terrified of touching anything. A full on assault on the senses.

The smell of the salmon would mask the smell of everything else.