Alan Whittle
Player Valuation: £60m
?????Had a big crush on a girl when I first started Uni. We got along well but told me she had a boyfriend who came down with her so I backed off, but she didn't. Sent me nudes on the regular and out of the blue. Told her I liked her but never went further than a single smooch which even that I felt bad for her fella about.
Months later, Valentine's Day came along and she left Uni to go back home for the weekend but didn't take her boyfriend. She instead went all the way back home for a secret Tinder date, on Valentine's Day, to get rattled by a random guy. She'd then quit uni and instead had Tinder hookups all day behind her boyfriend's back untill he eventually caught her....with another girl. Obivously they broke up and she was knocked up shortly after, but she seems happy and stable with her kid now.
I’m really confused now and where did the Goth at the bus stop get to?