2018/19 Cenk Tosun

[Goat]

If you take away Niasses ZERO goals and Tosuns 2 goals, we are still 11th.

 

[maccavennie]

If you take away Niasses ZERO goals and Tosuns 2 goals, we are still 11th.

The pair of them have offered absolutely zilch this season.

Doesn't matter whether they get replaced or not, they need to be shifted if they aren't getting used. Can't be having 100k a week strikers on the bench barely getting any minutes.

Even if we did get anyone to replace them, they will be Evertoned in about a game and a half and turn out to be utter pony but at least it's someone different to laugh at.

 

[tim cahill]

Ridiculous, other teams have realised if they need a player for a few months just loan them from Everton, agree to an option to buy (which there never going to go for) and then give them back a few months later, while they look around for someone better.

It's like going to a wedding, buying a really expensive.suit, and then returning the suit a few days later.
Brands seems to be falling for it every time, they probably rock up, bring a couple of gifts, probably put out a few sob stories and then leave with a player.

We don’t have much choice though with the amount of players we have in our squad.

 

[radiostar]

It would be very Everton to get rid of all our strikers. Have one lined up.

Fails medical 10 seconds before the window closes.

Hahaha

For some reason this really tickled me

 

[ijjysmith]

Hahaha

For some reason this really tickled me

Because it’s believable and if we don’t laugh we’d all end up killing ourselves.

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

It'd be ridiculous to get rid of two strikers in the same window and not replace either of them

I thus expect us to do it, because Everton

 

[Nymzee]

It'd be ridiculous to get rid of two strikers in the same window and not replace either of them

I thus expect us to do it, because Everton

Is it? Because last I checked they contributed almost nothing to the squad and season.

 

[granter79]

Get rid and give Simms a spot on the bench. Him and Niasse are a waste if wages

 

[Joey66]

Give him away for free.

The statue of liberty has better movement

Dixies statue outside poses more threat that two shins - he can't trap a bag of cement.......

 

[4737carlin]

Good luck to him

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

Is it? Because last I checked they contributed almost nothing to the squad and season.

Of course it is

Regardless of what they've done so far, they are at least still strikers, and preferable to someone playing out of position

You need an adequate amount of round pegs for round holes, otherwise you end up playing Cuco Martina at left back, because there's no one else

 

[Nymzee]

Of course it is

Regardless of what they've done so far, they are at least still strikers, and preferable to someone playing out of position

You need an adequate amount of round pegs for round holes, otherwise you end up playing Cuco Martina at left back, because there's no one else

Leaves us with Rich and DCL up front for a few months. Sure injuries could happen but even if they did what would we do with Tosun or Niasse up front?

 

[Thomasc]

Convinced he'd do well at Palace.

Seriously though, WTF is wrong with our transfers? 12 months is all he has lasted, we are stinking the house out with some of our purchases.

The money we have wasted in the market in the last 3 years is a crime against humanity.

 

[Nymzee]

Convinced he'd do well at Palace.

Seriously though, WTF is wrong with our transfers? 12 months is all he has lasted, we are stinking the house out with some of our purchases.

The money we have wasted in the market in the last 3 years is a crime against humanity.

SW

 

[ToffeeLee1878]

It'd be ridiculous to get rid of two strikers in the same window and not replace either of them

I thus expect us to do it, because Everton

Neither are a loss whatsoever