Drico
Player Valuation: £60m
I've made my peace with relegation, now. Tonight is bad, but the grim humilation of being baited by jubilant and gleeful Forest and Luton supporters over the coming weeks will make tonight seem palatable.1-11 that was as disgusting performance as you'll see as an Evertonian.
The manager has coached any kind of football these fellas could play out of them. We've got a rymans league striker leading the line who we have to pay 25m for, we've got a number 10 who costs us time and time again because he can't actually play football. We have 2 midfielders who haven't got the stomach for a fight. We've got the worst wingers I've ever seen an Everton team have. We've got 2 of the worst full backs in the league currently playing. We've got 2 centre halves who have given up the fight. We've got a keeper whose letting mistakes that lead to goals creep into his game
I'd say it's as bad as it can be but it's not, it'll probably get worse 2nd half.
These gutless wonders are finished. Just like the club.