Tommy Chong
Player Valuation: £60m
Ake over Laporte though.... Ummmmmm.
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I’m pleasantly surprised he hasn’t tried two in goal, one left winger, a central defender, six in central midfield and the tea lady up front. Pep doesn’t do normal.Ake over Laporte though.... Ummmmmm.
Balotelli would look better with a pair of 8ollocks hanging from each ear.
Glanced over to the TV set and saw those horrific earrings dangling... Before I even looked at the face to see who it was, the first thought that went through my pip was: 'Has to Balotelli!'Balotelli would look better with a pair of 8ollocks hanging from each ear.
Weather?Bloody sky's gone off.
Ake over Laporte though.... Ummmmmm.
Bloody sky's gone off.
Better than Laporte though?I’ve always rated Ake
Absolutely cringe worthyPre-match entertainment. Is anyone actually interested?
Nope!Pre-match entertainment. Is anyone actually interested?