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Why am I not surprised you absolute deviantI just treated myself to a PS5 and picked up Madden 23 for a fiver at the local sex shop.
Tried to start a Face of the Franchise game and the EA servers were down. BIN.
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Why am I not surprised you absolute deviantI just treated myself to a PS5 and picked up Madden 23 for a fiver at the local sex shop.
Tried to start a Face of the Franchise game and the EA servers were down. BIN.
Why am I not surprised you absolute deviant
Just got Elden Ring on PS5 as it’s on sale. No idea what’s going on.
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On the one hand, I have friends in Ubi Sofia, and I'd hate to see them jobless and laid off from something they genuinely like.
On the other, HAHAHAHA
Errr.. thanks.. I think.OK listen up I got you. Ten things.
1. Do the tutorial cave and learn how how to guard / counter. Be patient when fighting until you figure out the mechanics of it. Duck, dodge, dive, stab, dodge again. Watch youtube vids for help.
2. You got three bars Red Health / Blue Magic and Green Stamina. Get runes by killing stuff and level up. Smithing stones level up weapons.
3. Sites of Grace restore everything but bring back the baddies you killed. Find 3 and rest at them to get the chick that gives you the horse and the ability to level up. One you've done this - if you rest at the first church at night - sitting on the wall is the witch Renna - she'll give you a bell which when you get them you can summon Spirit Ashes. These help you fight the bosses.
4. Go south to Castle morne to level up before heading into Stormveil castle.
5. Put the horse in the 'quick menu' so you can jump on it fast. The horse can literally run away from anything bar boss fights.
6. Find Golden seeds and sacred tears and use them at sites of grace to upgrade.
7. Map fragments unlock the map and you can see where the map fragments are on the locked map by the little pillar.
8. Ruins usually have cellars with chests.
9. Caves and dungeons close to the start are good ways at picking u weapons and ashes of war.
10. This game is absolutely massive and you will die a million times. Good luck!
Errr.. thanks.. I think.
Head to Agheel Lake (it’s in the starting area) and go to the ruins there. There’s a chest inside with one of the best items in the game inside…Errr.. thanks.. I think.
I’m sure GoT’s resident Fromsoft nerds (me and @LostLegend) can give tips. Awesome game though, my joint favourite of the last decade alongside Baldur’s Gate 3Just got Elden Ring on PS5 as it’s on sale. No idea what’s going on.
Finally caved in and picked up Balatro. Went for the mobile version as that seems to be when I'd be most likely to play it.
It's like a cross between poker and solitaire with some deck building and rougue-like elements.
I was warned in advance that it is highly addictive and I can confirm it is in fact crack cocaine in card game format.
Top tip: it took me a while to realise that re-arranging your jokers can have different effects. They trigger in order from left to right.Realised this was free on Apple Arcade and so got it yesterday. Perfect sort of game for mobile and I agree, incredibly addictive. I’m not very good at it but that isn’t stopping me.