carlos21
KING OF REP
Hi Jim.Thank god you're back to work next week cos it will save GOT from crap jokes...
And crap threads...
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Condoms
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tommye
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carlos21
KING OF REP
Not a problem boy.
Back when I was in the training centre, we got sent out on a work placement for 2 weeks. One day the fellas I was on placement with were filling plastic bags with oxy acetylene and lighting them. So when I went back to the training centre I was telling people in the class about it. Next thing one of them pulls out a condom and starts filling it with oxy acetylene. He sticks a lighter to it an it goes bang. The training centre had to ring an ambulance, he ended up with 3rd degree burns on his hand and arm.
To sum a condom up its like having a bath in a plastic mac 
Rita_Poon
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I’ll have you know I stole that joke from none other than the great Mick MillerThank god you're back to work next week cos it will save GOT from crap jokes...
And crap threads...
The thread was my own work though
Does Mick Miller write jokes in the Beano lolI’ll have you know I stole that joke from none other than the great Mick Miller
The thread was my own work though
Defo filled a few.
That's the post.
That's the post.
Martin Alvito
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Let's just say they're not the way I would have chosen to discover a latex allergy.
An old guy I worked with stated when he was young you could buy reusable ones use them & wash them out to dry - no lubrication in those days lol
The GPS use them for rectal examinations Eggs - plus how many knobs have you got ? lol
Don’t bother with condoms, get yourself a handy Manilla “first date kit” to really knock the ladies dead
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