Condoms

[magicjuan]

I used to use the ribbed ones inside out. None of that pleasure for the women during my stallion days I'm telling you

 

[Bedfordblue]

Waste of money and bad for the environment.
I use empty crisp packets now days to help with achieving net zero, just avoid salt and vinegar or picked onion ones.

 

[CrustySack]

House party in the 90s. This girl in our group was known for being a prude and a virgin. She had a terrible attitude and thought she was better than everyone.
Anyway, she got absolutely bladdered this one night and passed out on the couch. A few of the lads decided to fill a couple of condoms with salad cream and leave them on the couch next to her.
Next morning I was woken up by the sound of all hell letting loose. This girl was screaming like a banshee thinking she'd had drunken sex.
Everyone came rushing to see what was going on followed by screaming laughing which just made her worse.

 

[Amokachi1995]

I just use an elastic band and an empty packet of Monster Munch.

 

[Mr. White]

As there has been a couple of posts, hopefully jokes, about using food snack wrappers...

 

[Clarky cat]

Happy easter everybody.

Pope Benedict XVI: condoms make Aids crisis worse.​

What a fancy dress wearing hero this fella was.

 

[Tommy Chong]

I once bought the official Mortal Kombat condoms.

 

[Daytripper]

I just use an elastic band and an empty packet of Monster Munch.

Good thinking

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

Used to frequent a shady rock club in Warrington. How shady, you ask? When you ordered a jug of vodka and jarg red bull (they were always on offer so a cheap way to get bladdered as a youth), you got 2 free johnnies with it.

I’m an unlovable mutant, however, so I used to just give them to my mate.

 

[Tommy Chong]

Do you know what happens if you go to a maximum security prison?

You get turned into and worn like a human condom.

 

[Kurt.]

Waste of money and bad for the environment.
I use empty crisp packets now days to help with achieving net zero, just avoid salt and vinegar or picked onion ones.

Cheese and onion are the best… you don’t need to wash your todger first

 

[YoboCopter]

Thank god for them or it would be a nightmare goosin brasses

 

[peteblue]

Anyone got any good condom related stories?
Don’t really have many myself. I remember some lad at school bring some in and filling them with water. Looked terrifying.
Did people really used to buy them from barbers?

“something for the weekend sir”…….