Fat Stan
Player Valuation: £750k
Always go with your gut. My gut said NO to martinez, and I have a big gut!.... I think that thread I created 3 years ago probably broke forum records! Anyway, delighted I can finally take off that feckin mask! Was getting a fierce sweaty face!... Hold on a minute, what's that??? Is that my gut speaking to me again - "FRANK DE BOER WILL MAKE EVERTON GREAT AGAIN!.... and get me some chocolate ya fat mess!"... Whatever you say gut! Whatever you say!