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Kurt.

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So, you’re all probably aware by now that things are kicking off in far away lands and the big bullies USA, along with their scruffy little sidekick with a constantly running nose and green sleeves, have jumped in. Question is… how many of you are eligible for conscription when this escalates ?
 



Sod that.

Conscription used to be mandatory for us here in the Bloc, but thankfully is now only an option for if you're mad enough to want to do it.

All the local tankies are naturally extremely sad that "they (meaning we - the yoofs) ruined the country" by cutting it out - after all, we don't know how to skive and hide from any responsibility properly like them, as they were in the army for 2 years doing naff all

Also same as @COYBL25 , thought it said constipation at first lol
 
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Just imagine getting some of those snowflakes into boot camp. Unashamedly entitled and unaware of how they come across..... after many years of teaching I'll think up a list of possible phrases they'll try at some point with their training Sergeant Major:


1. Don't shout at me loud(ly) like that, I have issues with loud noises, it triggers me.
2. Are you bullying me into climbing over that wall? You are bullying me.
3. I can't carry this gun, it's too heavy.
4. I'm not wearing those boots I'm a vegan.
5. You can't cut my hair I have scalp sensitivity. I have a medical note. Yes I know its cut and styled, but that's my business and its done by my personal hairdresser.
6. (At the canteen) I want quinoa salad and a spiced double vegan cream latte with that.
7. I don't get up before 11am are you mad?
8. I'm just not feeling it today.
9. No way am I doing press-ups on that floor unless you have hand gel.
10. Theres nowhere to hang my personal grooming nivea products in that shower block ... and where are the cubicles?
 
chrismpw said:
Just imagine getting some of those snowflakes into boot camp. Unashamedly entitled and unaware of how they come across..... after many years of teaching I'll think up a list of possible phrases they'll try at some point with their training Sergeant Major:


1. Don't shout at me loud(ly) like that, I have issues with loud noises, it triggers me.
2. Are you bullying me into climbing over that wall? You are bullying me.
3. I can't carry this gun, it's too heavy.
4. I'm not wearing those boots I'm a vegan.
5. You can't cut my hair I have scalp sensitivity. I have a medical note. Yes I know its cut and styled, but that's my business and its done by my personal hairdresser.
6. (At the canteen) I want quinoa salad and a spiced double vegan cream latte with that.
7. I don't get up before 11am are you mad?
8. I'm just not feeling it today.
9. No way am I doing press-ups on that floor unless you have hand gel.
10. Theres nowhere to hang my personal grooming nivea products in that shower block ... and where are the cubicles?
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Yes, we need more robotic, bloodthirsty, patriotic to the point of racism lunatics around.

Imagine not wanting to kill people for corporate wealth lol lol lol lol

What a weak generation

You'd be filling your kecks if they asked you to do it, or just crying like a snowflake because a woman ordered you.
 

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