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chrismpw said:
Just imagine getting some of those snowflakes into boot camp. Unashamedly entitled and unaware of how they come across..... after many years of teaching I'll think up a list of possible phrases they'll try at some point with their training Sergeant Major:


1. Don't shout at me loud(ly) like that, I have issues with loud noises, it triggers me.
2. Are you bullying me into climbing over that wall? You are bullying me.
3. I can't carry this gun, it's too heavy.
4. I'm not wearing those boots I'm a vegan.
5. You can't cut my hair I have scalp sensitivity. I have a medical note. Yes I know its cut and styled, but that's my business and its done by my personal hairdresser.
6. (At the canteen) I want quinoa salad and a spiced double vegan cream latte with that.
7. I don't get up before 11am are you mad?
8. I'm just not feeling it today.
9. No way am I doing press-ups on that floor unless you have hand gel.
10. Theres nowhere to hang my personal grooming nivea products in that shower block ... and where are the cubicles?
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What is it with boomers hating today’s youth? Bizarrely it’s generally their own kids and grandkids they’re moaning about

There’s been snowflakes for ever and there always will be

As for conscription I’m way too old but my poor kids would be off.
 
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Quick better get some stock in North face and JDs for all the ninjas. Follow the vape clouds and shelled out scooters to find the frontline.
 
chrismpw said:
Honestly ... just look at the state of the planet, the way its run by the absolute balloons that have clawed power all over the shop. I am old enough to know I've lived through rhe best of days (outside of my own influence) and what lies ahead, being led by those imbeciles, will only get worse. I'm genuinely at the point where a bullet through the head would mean little to me other than a release. Don't get me wrong - I'm not depressed and I don't want it to happen - not while I have a decent stock of scotch at least, but I don't value my own mortality the way I did in the 70s when the future looked interesting.
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1st off - ok boomer lmao

2nd - you're complaining about people ruining the planet and whatnot, but in reality the generation that took a hot dump on the current one and pretty much f**ed it all up for everyone coming up was your own.

So, thanks, I suppose?
 
Noisy noise annoys said:
What is it with boomers hating today’s youth? Bizarrely it’s generally their own kids and grandkids they’re moaning about

There’s been snowflakes for ever and there always will be

As for conscription I’m way too old but my poor kids would be off.
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Hating the youth? They're great fun. You did say where I said "some" yeah? Or are you so focused on hating boomers you filtered that out? 🤔
 

DualityNSNO said:
1st off - ok boomer lmao

2nd - you're complaining about people ruining the planet and whatnot, but in reality the generation that took a hot dump on the current one and pretty much f**ed it all up for everyone coming up was your own.

So, thanks, I suppose?
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Are you generalising by any chance? That's the first step towards discrimination, you know. That's a bad thing.

Plus... not a boomer. Not within the same range. But uvwill defend them, saying they created many brilliant things in science, medicine and engineering. A lot if modern development end in failure, for which I don't blame a generation, I blame an inept tory education policy since 1992.
 
chrismpw said:
Hating the youth? They're great fun. You did say where I said "some" yeah? Or are you so focused on hating boomers you filtered that out? 🤔
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Whether you do or don't, the stuff I read from boomers is alarming. Having turned on every corner of society they have now turned on the last thing they have left - their own kids/grandkids! "snowflakes-lazy-don't know if theyre male/female/x, self obsessed-woke-selfie taking-vegan-etc etc"

They're kids ffs, leave them be (not youChrismpm but the angry boomers I keep seeing in my feeds).
 
Noisy noise annoys said:
Whether you do or don't, the stuff I read from boomers is alarming. Having turned on every corner of society they have now turned on the last thing they have left - their own kids/grandkids! "snowflakes-lazy-don't know if theyre male/female/x, self obsessed-woke-selfie taking-vegan-etc etc"

They're kids ffs, leave them be (not youChrismpm but the angry boomers I keep seeing in my feeds).
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But you must accept that's not an entire generation you're talking about, just a few vocal ones?
 

chrismpw said:
Just imagine getting some of those snowflakes into boot camp. Unashamedly entitled and unaware of how they come across..... after many years of teaching I'll think up a list of possible phrases they'll try at some point with their training Sergeant Major:


1. Don't shout at me loud(ly) like that, I have issues with loud noises, it triggers me.
2. Are you bullying me into climbing over that wall? You are bullying me.
3. I can't carry this gun, it's too heavy.
4. I'm not wearing those boots I'm a vegan.
5. You can't cut my hair I have scalp sensitivity. I have a medical note. Yes I know its cut and styled, but that's my business and its done by my personal hairdresser.
6. (At the canteen) I want quinoa salad and a spiced double vegan cream latte with that.
7. I don't get up before 11am are you mad?
8. I'm just not feeling it today.
9. No way am I doing press-ups on that floor unless you have hand gel.
10. Theres nowhere to hang my personal grooming nivea products in that shower block ... and where are the cubicles?
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Kurt. said:
So, you’re all probably aware by now that things are kicking off in far away lands and the big bullies USA, along with their scruffy little sidekick with a constantly running nose and green sleeves, have jumped in. Question is… how many of you are eligible for conscription when this escalates ?
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*googles phone number of local Dads Army Unit*
degsys Grandad 2 nd L at the back, aka, 'Hitler, my part in his downfall'
(Garston Home Guard)
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I'm too old at 48 but my worry is my son could be called away from his Degree to fight. Lets hope it doesn't get to that.
 
chrismpw said:
Just imagine getting some of those snowflakes into boot camp. Unashamedly entitled and unaware of how they come across..... after many years of teaching I'll think up a list of possible phrases they'll try at some point with their training Sergeant Major:


1. Don't shout at me loud(ly) like that, I have issues with loud noises, it triggers me.
2. Are you bullying me into climbing over that wall? You are bullying me.
3. I can't carry this gun, it's too heavy.
4. I'm not wearing those boots I'm a vegan.
5. You can't cut my hair I have scalp sensitivity. I have a medical note. Yes I know its cut and styled, but that's my business and its done by my personal hairdresser.
6. (At the canteen) I want quinoa salad and a spiced double vegan cream latte with that.
7. I don't get up before 11am are you mad?
8. I'm just not feeling it today.
9. No way am I doing press-ups on that floor unless you have hand gel.
10. Theres nowhere to hang my personal grooming nivea products in that shower block ... and where are the cubicles?
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Grooming and Nivea. Suddenly you realise with these key words that you're talking about Liberpewl supporters and it all makes sense.
 

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