Rita_Poon
Player Valuation: £90m
A whole new understanding of the confectionary 'custard cremes'...Bring back conscription now I'm too old. Of course though I wouldn't want the youth of our nation off somewhere spilling their blood and others.
But in years to come where will we find the overweight middle aged blokes puffing their chests and splitting the seams of their uniform while getting bladdered on Remembrance Sunday and proudly remembering their service years of catching STDs and playing wankbiscuit without actually getting anywhere near actual combat?