Lovely land, fascinatingly diverse scenery in a compact area due to diverse geology. Superb climate.
Irrational, anally retentive, badly educated, broken people, the result of a feudal class system based on a lucky win by William I and his gang of Norman chancers. Absolutely deluded that the British bulldog spirit gets them through, when really all they do is blindly patriotically and unthinkingly hold up a system that has repressed and exploited them for a millennium for the benefit of the few - led by the aristocracy established silent upper echelons of society - William's mates' land owning tory descendants.
Just off the top of my head like.