Crap reasons given for crap Everton players being crap

[bignev23]

The fans have ruined him.

 

[SteRobbo84]

• Bily is really a #10

I will stick by that until my dying day!

 

[Aberblue]

Has "Niasse wasn't given a locker" been done?

 

[gerryandtheRedhaters]

Earl Barrett had ADHD didnt he?

 

[BigDunc'sFod]

That rumour about James McFadden having an affair with Will Young.

I think you better leave. Right now.

 

[ProZ]

Holgate is really a CB

Niasse is still "raw"

“Raw, really raw, but after a few more training sessions I will know"

 

[Dubai Blue]

Richard Wright fell over a sign and sprained his ankle in a pre-match warm-up. The sign said "don't train here"

 

[evertondotcom]

Anichebe had great potential

Simon Davies just needed to get match fit

 

[MACCA75]

DCL is a striker...

 

[evertondotcom]

DCL is a striker...

This x10

 

[MikeH72]

Holgate is really a CB

Niasse is still "raw"

“Raw, really raw, but after a few more training sessions I will know"

"Raw, really raw, but powerful" still haunts me to this day.

 

[StreetEndBlue]

Simon Davies was the 'invisible man' in pretty much every game he played.

The only person who he was any use was Barry Horne, with his ridiculous defense of Davies to irate callers on post-match phone-ins on Radio City.

 

[chippy1722]

He's England and Uniteds top ever goalscorer.

 

[Tree13]

They're over 15.... Zat

Fixed.

 

[Furey1878]

DCL is a striker...

Hahaha