Crap reasons given for crap Everton players being crap

[Osamabindiesel]

Coleman broke a leg.

A tad dark but I got a giggle

 

[mezzrow]

You try keeping your concentration when a ball is pinged at you at 90mph and you are forced to say "cumbucketslagfacegoattickler"

RIP Nan

Just stop. (wipes eyes) Should be ashamed of yourselves.

 

[GwladysPhil]

I actually feel responsible for the McFadden and will young rumours.

I started saying Djibiri Cisse was gay and meeting up with will young to a lad in school who was buzzing over him signing for them.

I at the time, unfortunately, had an Everton shirt with McFadden on the back - so in retaliation they started saying it about him and it kind of snowballed from there.

 

[maccavennie]

I actually feel responsible for the McFadden and will young rumours.

I started saying Djibiri Cisse was gay and meeting up with will young to a lad in school who was buzzing over him signing for them.

I at the time, unfortunately, had an Everton shirt with McFadden on the back - so in retaliation they started saying it about him and it kind of snowballed from there.

lol

 

[Gladystweet]

Anyone mentioned Mick Ferguson and his tiny feet?

Ha ha. He's my missus' uncle. He really has got tiny feet.

 

[Rook]

Simon Davies was the 'invisible man' in pretty much every game he played.

The only person who he was any use was Barry Horne, with his ridiculous defense of Davies to irate callers on post-match phone-ins on Radio City.

I don't think we ever won a match Davies started.

 

[DownOnTheUpside]

I actually feel responsible for the McFadden and will young rumours.

I started saying Djibiri Cisse was gay and meeting up with will young to a lad in school who was buzzing over him signing for them.

I at the time, unfortunately, had an Everton shirt with McFadden on the back - so in retaliation they started saying it about him and it kind of snowballed from there.

tbf it does explain the hairdo

 

[TGW89]

Ashley Williams likes Slovakian no marks to feel they're doing well, because he's a model sportsman.

 

[mkrudden]

tbf it does explain the hairdo

mate?

 

[devogue]

tbf it does explain the hairdo

 

[KaiserEFC]

"He can't pass/run/turn/shoot but he's got a great footballing brain and is good for the kids"

 

[KaiserEFC]

He wasn't being played as an out and out striker for United, he'll flourish for us?

 

[ijjysmith]

We're crap because we're crap.

 

[Furey1878]

Williams played a World Cup 13 months ago lads he'll be back to his best soon I swear

 

[Gwladysstreetlad]

If the fans would just leave him alone he'd be world class. I've heard this loads of times over the years about loads of players and it's always BS.