Crap reasons given for crap Everton players being crap

[Steve Wigan]

Leighton Baines has only one leg.

Hundreds of years ago(or so it seems) Everton did have a centre forward named Jimmy Glazzard who reportedly did only have one leg....when you're seven years old which I think I was at the time, you believe these things.....

 

[Eggs]

Hundreds of years ago(or so it seems) Everton did have a centre forward named Jimmy Glazzard who reportedly did only have one leg....when you're seven years old which I think I was at the time, you believe these things.....

..my dad told me Dixie Dean was so good in the air he even took penalties with his head. No wonder I'm still gullible.

 

[Steve Wigan]

Posh Spice always thinks of Joe Max Moore !!

 

[gonetomorrow]

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Hundreds of years ago(or so it seems) Everton did have a centre forward named Jimmy Glazzard who reportedly did only have one leg....when you're seven years old which I think I was at the time, you believe these things.....

You would just have to stick him on the back post at corners. Something that we don't see so much nowadays.

 

[lungo]

He wasn't being played as an out and out striker for United, he'll flourish for us?

He did take a wage cut because he loves Everton so much.

 

[BlueLlama]

Hibbert got bullied in the FA cup final because the sun was too hot
Jo needed game time
Beckford is an old fashioned poacher
Lukaku (not crap but crap reason) got worse after shaving his dreads.
Howard (as above) was rubbish at saving long shots because he has tourettes

Actually true this.
See also Cadamarteri, Danny and Pienaar, Steven

 

[Furey1878]

Big Vic was unlucky with injuries

 

[Encoder]

Royston Ricky Drenthe enjoying brass, beak and breaking into FF

 

[Titus Bramble]

The mean supporters shouting mean things

 

[bignev23]

Osman's got one leg longer than the other.

Niasse's got six toes on his right foot.

 

[Furey1878]

Osman's got one leg longer than the other.

Niasse's got six toes on his right foot.

That explains why he's boss

 

[4737carlin]

Pembo being well hung effected his ability to run and swing his leg to kick the ball properly

 

[Saint Domingo]

Fellaini is playing poorly because of *insert name of anyone he played midfield with*

 

[evertondotcom]

Dominic Calvert Lewin just needs a run of games as a centre forward

 

[sharkey1001]

..my dad told me Dixie Dean was so good in the air he even took penalties with his head. No wonder I'm still gullible.

My dad told me Gordon West could throw the ball further than he could kick it... and he actually threw it into the oppositions penalty box once