Mutzo Nutzo
Player Valuation: £70m
Me and the missus went on honeymoon to Antigua, and we were stayin at a rather nice hotel, with a garden room, really nice…Anyway spent the night at the bar limbo dancing and drinking rum punch so we were well oiled and decided to call it a night and head back to our room.
I don’t remember much else apart from waking up sitting on the bog, stark naked looking around the bathroom and thinking that it all looked a bit strange, as everything was the wrong way round. I looked in the pan and sure enough I’d curled a monster down, but there was no bog paper, I knew my wife bless her had packed a roll in ths suitcase so I stepped out of the bathroom to get it, when wooahhh….There were 2 people asleep in the bed!!
It suddenly dawned on me I was in the wrong room!!! So I hurredly tip-toed past the sleeping couple, shitty arse and all and out of the patio doors, a quick check revealed my room was next door, so I crept in, wiped my arse and gently climbed into bed, whereupon my wife starts having a go at me…”where’ve you been? you’ve been gone for hours and your naked !! She thought Id been shagging someone else! So I started to explain, when suddenly I hear a commotion coming from next door, with the girl giving her partner major grief about leaving a steamer in the pan and not flushing!! And he’s letting rip at her saying he didn’t do it and he’d know if he did!!
I fell asleep with a sly grin on my face…
I don’t remember much else apart from waking up sitting on the bog, stark naked looking around the bathroom and thinking that it all looked a bit strange, as everything was the wrong way round. I looked in the pan and sure enough I’d curled a monster down, but there was no bog paper, I knew my wife bless her had packed a roll in ths suitcase so I stepped out of the bathroom to get it, when wooahhh….There were 2 people asleep in the bed!!
It suddenly dawned on me I was in the wrong room!!! So I hurredly tip-toed past the sleeping couple, shitty arse and all and out of the patio doors, a quick check revealed my room was next door, so I crept in, wiped my arse and gently climbed into bed, whereupon my wife starts having a go at me…”where’ve you been? you’ve been gone for hours and your naked !! She thought Id been shagging someone else! So I started to explain, when suddenly I hear a commotion coming from next door, with the girl giving her partner major grief about leaving a steamer in the pan and not flushing!! And he’s letting rip at her saying he didn’t do it and he’d know if he did!!
I fell asleep with a sly grin on my face…
