Cycling thread


I think Princess Emma has jacked it in to become a full time model / influencer/ online tennis coach (£2k per hour FFS)
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It finally happened. My Awesome ran out. Caught a branch on a downhill run and Physics took over. Bike went left and I continued on my way downhill. After landing hard on my shoulder my bike feeling leftout landed on me.

In a sling for 4-6 weeks with a ruptured trapezius. One of those muscles I never knew the name of. Thankfully bones all intact. Oddly no other scrapes or scuffs. Though the bruising that has appeared on my right manboob is very good!
 
It finally happened. My Awesome ran out. Caught a branch on a downhill run and Physics took over. Bike went left and I continued on my way downhill. After landing hard on my shoulder my bike feeling leftout landed on me.

In a sling for 4-6 weeks with a ruptured trapezius. One of those muscles I never knew the name of. Thankfully bones all intact. Oddly no other scrapes or scuffs. Though the bruising that has appeared on my right manboob is very good!
I mean, I'm glad you're alright, and so, has this played out ok, cos you've got feet up time for the tour now...
 
It finally happened. My Awesome ran out. Caught a branch on a downhill run and Physics took over. Bike went left and I continued on my way downhill. After landing hard on my shoulder my bike feeling leftout landed on me.

In a sling for 4-6 weeks with a ruptured trapezius. One of those muscles I never knew the name of. Thankfully bones all intact. Oddly no other scrapes or scuffs. Though the bruising that has appeared on my right manboob is very good!

Sorry to hear that lad, but it serves you right for wearing those embarrassingly tight shorts…let this be a lesson……
 

It finally happened. My Awesome ran out. Caught a branch on a downhill run and Physics took over. Bike went left and I continued on my way downhill. After landing hard on my shoulder my bike feeling leftout landed on me.

In a sling for 4-6 weeks with a ruptured trapezius. One of those muscles I never knew the name of. Thankfully bones all intact. Oddly no other scrapes or scuffs. Though the bruising that has appeared on my right manboob is very good!
And how is the bike? :oops:
 
National champs week around the world - Josh Tarling won the men's UK TT yesterday. Massive talent, won by a distance at a very young age (19)

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Wout won in Belgium where they had a wet, twisty course and Remco rode into a ditch - was OK and got back on and rode bravely to finish fourth, but was unlikely to have beaten WvA in those conditions.

Road races are at the weekend.
 
National champs week around the world - Josh Tarling won the men's UK TT yesterday. Massive talent, won by a distance at a very young age (19)

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Wout won in Belgium where they had a wet, twisty course and Remco rode into a ditch - was OK and got back on and rode bravely to finish fourth, but was unlikely to have beaten WvA in those conditions.

Road races are at the weekend.
Ineos need a bit of a boost, what with TGH and Tullet strongly rumoured to be leaving and Bernal not looking like he will get back to his best. Maybe if Pidcock stops messing around in the mud he might become something more, but as a GC unit they look well off at the moment, and their Tour squad looks particularly forlorn.
 

Pogacar back racing this week at Slovenian national champs.
Just won the road race title, apparently in a ridiculous manner...
He was in a breakaway virtually all day with Mezgec, apparently he kept riding away from him on climbs, then sitting up and waiting for him, obviously as he wanted the competition.

Won the national time trial the other day.
16km uphill ITT.

He won by over 5 minutes!!

Obviously the standard might not be as high as some places, but he's beaten the likes of Mohoric by 4 minutes today.

Roll on next week!!
 

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