Darren78 Appreciation Thread

[jaycee]

I'm single 41 divorced 1 child a girl she's 16. Been an Everton fan since 1984 . I like to watch all sports Ronnie o sullivan is my fav snooker player. Tyson fury is my fav boxer. Conor mcgregor is my fav ufc. Nicky Henderson is my fav jumps horse racing trainer Marco botti on the flat. I like to go on holiday I've been to prague hungry and Poland this year I'm off to Germany and Amsterdam in March I'm going to Spain and France in April and I'm if to work in a guest house 5 days a week 4 hours a day so plenty of time to explore on the electric bike I also like to eat Italian food and a big Sunday dinner with all the trimmings and drink amstel beer I'm good at snooker with a 83 break. I like to explore places and lay on the beach I watch or listen to every everton match no matter were i am

If you throw in Phil "the caravan groper "Taylor in there I'm team Daz

 

[tommye]

8 pints

16 halves lad

 

[COYBL25]

@Darren78 when was the last time you slept lol

 

[Darren78]

Even better x

Nailed it bro

 

[tommye]

What's this mean

Ignore the doubters Darren

You're better than them

 

[Darren78]

If you throw in Phil "the caravan groper "Taylor in there I'm team Daz

What about Steve the trouser feend Smith and Micheal Young boys Jackson

 

[john jako]

I'm single 41 divorced 1 child a girl she's 16. Been an Everton fan since 1984 . I like to watch all sports Ronnie o sullivan is my fav snooker player. Tyson fury is my fav boxer. Conor mcgregor is my fav ufc. Nicky Henderson is my fav jumps horse racing trainer Marco botti on the flat. I like to go on holiday I've been to prague hungry and Poland this year I'm off to Germany and Amsterdam in March I'm going to Spain and France in April and I'm if to work in a guest house 5 days a week 4 hours a day so plenty of time to explore on the electric bike I also like to eat Italian food and a big Sunday dinner with all the trimmings and drink amstel beer I'm good at snooker with a 83 break. I like to explore places and lay on the beach I watch or listen to every everton match no matter were i am

Brilliant.

Marco Botti is such a strange choice as favourite flat trainer though. He won you a touch before?

 

[Darren78]

@Darren78 when was the last time you slept lol

When I'm dead

 

[Brisan123]

I thought he was offering to buy us a drink.

I was not quite sure if I am being honest
@COYBL25 is floundering badly in his attempts at this one and I am not quite getting the full meaning of some of his posts



If I am being perfectly honest I'm not getting any meaning out of any or all of his posts

 

[Goat]

Only because you couldn't squeeze your fat arse into those sporty little hatchbacks.

My mate drove a robbed Astra GTE through a hedge, I bumped into him when I was downtown with my mar, you know the expression, looked like hes been dragged through a hedge backwards? He was covered from head to toe in scratches, my mar asked what happened, I honestly couldnt think of a proper lie so I told her the truth, she banned him from the house and he wasnt even allowed to ring, he had to change his voice when he rang and give a blag name.

Good times.

 

[The binman chronicles]

I'm good at snooker with a 83 break.

So then, tight brown or easy pink?

 

[KaiserEFC]

To all the Americans on here @Darren78 encapsulates British culture and the man belongs in a museum.

 

[Darren78]

Brilliant.

Marco Botti is such a strange choice as favourite flat trainer though. He won you a touch before?

he sends horses all over the world

 

[tommye]

So then, tight brown or easy pink?

Leave his mum alone you horror

 

[Darren78]

So then, tight brown or easy pink?

I like this reply I'll take the easy pink if it dosent smell