Darren78 Appreciation Thread

[Bungle]

@Darren78 is a *newcomer* to the forum and has made an immediate impact so I felt it was only right we show how much we appreciate him. We should cherish Darren whilst he's here, I feel like his light will burn bright but for a very brief time.

Whether you're after medical advice, dating tips or info on travel and tourism around Holland Darren is your man. If Darren would like to pull over in a layby and perform an impromptu rap then who are we to judge. For those not familiar with Darren, here are some snippets;

A dint give a flying [Poor language removed] I will watch the mighty blues I have never watched everton or England loose when I've been abroad and its 6 times so I shall watch them NOT loose coyb in carlo we trust never mind I'll watch it with a smoke a beer and some mushrooms then go to a nightclub and on my way home call in at KFC I'll leave the ladies of the night alone don't want the rubber splitting and be infested with the old Ford std

Will anybody be in amsterdam to watch the toffees beat liverFool on the Monday 16th march I'm there 15th to 19th I will be making my way over from Berlin Friday morning and flying bk to England the Thursday morning if anybody is there I'd like to meet up and watch us win I'm not gay I'm a straight newly divorced single man any male/female /groups or couples I don't mind gooseberry I don't give a chuff as long as your up for a sing song and good laugh and a piss up

Sit on a table push both legs out and push your head back hold for five seconds then lower your straight legs and push your head forward hold for five seconds and repeat five times its only about 2 minutes work then snap 4 paracetamol in half's and take 8 half's if oaracetol and a cup off tea or coffee make sure the drinks warm and drink it as fast as you can then sit up and try ti get a big scarf or a towel or anything and strap it were your pain is lay down on the room floor for 30 minuites to an hour and you will feel alot better so in about an hour you should feel like a New man

I wouldn't try to make love with you it's just watching a football match if they were a good spark and we ended up kissing. All night I would back scuttle you behind one of the churches LIKE

I'm board to tears I have a smashed side and a compress neck it's no fun fitting here in pain I am off to amsterdam yo have a wikid time get proper smashed and have a dance and try to free my trapped nerves ok boss and tell me how I have embarrassed my leg. By asking anybody to see if there in dam

And to put a face to this brilliance

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[chrissyjack]

Always a place for loons on here

 

[Darren78]

Some quality reading better then the sun newspaper

 

[Toast]

You look like a slim Johnny Vegas @Darren78

 

[Sweeneytoad]

Posting someone's picture is out of order.

 

[jaycee]

Reminds me of a young @Joey66 before he started doing lines of makaway curry

 

[Bungle]

Posting someone's picture is out of order.

He posted it himself yesterday

 

[Lord Buckethead]

is he a yank?

 

[Stephen Gibson]

Nice to see the old box of my grandads clothes we pulled from the loft a few years back & donated to charity got some use.

 

[Toast]

Nice to see the old box of my grandads clothes we pulled from the loft a few years back & donated to charity got some use.

Wearing the collar up and the stone island cap is quite the look.

 

[Lord Buckethead]

He posted it himself yesterday

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I wouldn't be so quick to assume a Gender considering those clothing choices

 

[RAFUH]

is he a yank?

Koff

 

[Lord Buckethead]

Koff

*cough* was a swipe at the recently departed @Yank

Mamba Out

 

[marnie]

Some quality reading better then the sun newspaper

At least your taking it in good humour mate.RESPECT.

 

[john jako]

Welcome daz. My favourite poster this year. Came in with not a care in the world to forum etiquette. Stay safe on the streetz.