Darren78 Appreciation Thread

[Brisan123]

is he a yank?

the stats say no he is not

 

[COYBL25]

@Darren78 is a *newcomer* to the forum and has made an immediate impact so I felt it was only right we show how much we appreciate him. We should cherish Darren whilst he's here, I feel like his light will burn bright but for a very brief time.

Whether you're after medical advice, dating tips or info on travel and tourism around Holland Darren is your man. If Darren would like to pull over in a layby and perform an impromptu rap then who are we to judge. For those not familiar with Darren, here are some snippets;







And to put a face to this brilliance

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Reminds me of this fella from the Viz all those years ago.

Welcome @Darren78

 

[Brisan123]

I wouldn't be so quick to assume a Gender considering those clothing choices

@Paris may save himself a fortune in air travel so lol

 

[COYBL25]

Can we keep him?

I really hope so.

 

[JLW]

He’s brightened this place up no end in the last 24 hours

 

[Davidoff]

Quite possibly the best line I’ve ever seen:

“snap 4 paracetamol in half's and take 8 half's if oaracetol and a cup off tea or coffee make sure the drinks warm and drink it as fast as you can”

 

[Brisan123]

Well if he is to be believed and he is recently divorced it means he has sexually touched another person (I am thinking female but assuming nothing here ) which is more than can said for a lot of the FIFA playing bedwetting box room virgins on here

 

[nsno-chris]

Quite possibly the best multi ever

 

[Brisan123]

Hes a bellend.

Get off the GOT fence and speak your mind

 

[Brisan123]

Can we keep him?

No ,he is due back for his medication at 6 pm

 

[JLW]

I’ve actually just read all his posts!!
Hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha

Round the bend him!!!!

 

[nsno-chris]

Some quality reading better then the sun newspaper

Rat

 

[tommye]

He's great. The nearest thing we've had to the legend that is Mick Murph. Hope he stays around.


#DazForMod

 

[zzr45]

Why did no one ring his phone number?

 

[Brisan123]

Quite possibly the best line I’ve ever seen:

“snap 4 paracetamol in half's and take 8 half's if oaracetol and a cup off tea or coffee make sure the drinks warm and drink it as fast as you can”

One can only assume that 8 half paracetamol work in an entirely different manner to that of 4 whole paracetamol.
Obviously our Darren has access to the secret files of the Pharmaceutical industry