Ah, Chicoazul, the 'teen whisperer'. Truly inside the mind of the young. He knows how they think, what they are and what they are not.
Listen up all under 30s, just pack your bags and shut your mouths, there is no room for your thoughts because Uncle Azul already knows you and your generation. He's been to more obscure Islands in the Bahamas than you've been to Starbucks outlets, after all.
It's okay though, with a lot of fence sitting and avoiding any serious introspection or the follow through of any proper thought, maybe one day you too can be champion of a disgruntled internet forum.