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[Methuselah]

Don't forget to send a handwritten note (on nice paper) to her Da to ask permission.

 

[jaycee]

If she's got any, this is Frank we're on about.

Im sure she will have a glossy coat

 

[COYBL25]

Im sure she will have a glossy coat
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@Donald Twain resplendent in high heels.

 

[Frang]

@Donald Twain resplendent in high heels.

Dear me

 

[SerenityNigh]

You do realise that there isn't some magical formula that works on half the population? There's nothing you can do to have them wanting more all the time.

So why am I wasting time reading Cosmo in the supermarket checkout line?

 

[zzr45]

You do realise that there isn't some magical formula that works on half the population? There's nothing you can do to have them wanting more all the time.

No it’s quite simple. Act like the Fonz + constantly belittle her - paying for any of her drinks = lifetime access to the pink palace.

Did you not go to school?

 

[Penno]

When you get to your table reach into your holdall bag and pull out the big black dildo with the sucker on base. Put the sucker in your mouth, pull it out and then slam the base sharply onto the table. Spit aggressively onto the tip and ask her, in your sternest voice, "Where do you want it first?"

 

[Ollie d]

An hour before you meet do a bag of the finest Yerry Mina and power w@*k to midget porn...makes sure you're in top shape if you get luc

 

[tommye]

Don't forget to send a handwritten note (on nice paper) to her Da/carer to ask permission.

Fixed that pal x

 

[tommye]

An hour before you meet do a bag of the finest Yerry Mina and power w@*k to midget porn...makes sure you're in top shape if you get luc

Best advice in the whole goddamn thread

 

[dandydan]

Just get grindr if you aren't fussy.

 

[tommye]

Just get grindr if you aren't fussy.

I'm not sure she can see this mate

 

[marnie]

I can`t believe that you advised him to not to change his persona and be true to himself.

That`s like advising Fred West to stop extending his cellar.

They ain't that fussy on Grindr.

 

[marnie]

Just get grindr if you aren't fussy.

Just replied...... you beat me to it lol

 

[marnie]

I'm not sure she can see this mate

He/She mate.