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Declare your love for her as soon as possible so she will know you’re serious about the relationship.
 

Start off the evening by talking about Donald Campbell - bombard her with stats about his speed records, Bluebird, etc. for a good twenty minutes, leaving no gaps for her to interject. Then, when your meals arrive, take a giant bite of your Gourmet-Wetherspoon's-£1-to-double-up burger and, through a mouthful of food, say: "They never found his head, you know".
 
Start off the evening by talking about Donald Campbell - bombard her with stats about his speed records, Bluebird, etc. for a good twenty minutes, leaving no gaps for her to interject. Then, when your meals arrive, take a giant bite of your Gourmet-Wetherspoon's-£1-to-double-up burger and, through a mouthful of food, say: "They never found his head, you know".
im quite liking this so far

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I'm on page 3 and this is the greatest thread I have ever read. I cant wait to find out what happens! Got a horrible feeling shes going to turn out to be a psycho though!

ive spoken to her tonight... told her that ive got a blue suit like triggers and ive got to get it dry cleaned !!
 

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