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Frang
Player Valuation: £70m
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
Mummmm! Help me, I got in too deep.
lollol
Yarrgh
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Zatara
Player Valuation: £100m
I think shes grim...never did it for me in suits
Absolutely shocked Harry went for her, shes off her head as well.
As long as your new bff knows youre straight...
He might have better luck with a chimp in a suit.*
*too soon?
I didnt even get his 'joke'? Aside from the racial connotations what was he even poking fun at?
This is Zat sat at home texting his Megan Markle lookalike "not tonight babe, not really feeling you".
Frang
Player Valuation: £70m
this is exactly how I picture him.
thing is shes a meghan markle lookalike and he doesn't like the look of meghan markle.
couldn't make this stuff up could you !
Alan Whittle
Player Valuation: £60m
Too latelolHe might have better luck with a chimp in a suit.
*too soon?
evertondotcom
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You're missing out.
Daz1878
Player Valuation: £8m
Or is it Danny Baker uploading his CV?
Daz1878
Player Valuation: £8m
Me neither. If we conclude it wasn't racist, what was he getting at? That the royals are primates? Not much of a joke. That he was so willing to talk the arse off the reporters who arrived on his doorstep marks him out as a prize bell, racist or not.
Mutzo Nutzo
Player Valuation: £70m
I can recall a first date my mate had when we worked in Amsterdam. My mate met this girl at work who seemed kinda normal and asked her out on a date.
So they meet up for a few drinks and a bite to eat then end up in a sauna (it’s a Dutch thing). Then back to hers.
To keep the story short he smashed her foof aots and then she offered him a joint to smoke - that’s when it all went a bit funky.
I got a call from him about 2am shouting gibberish down the phone and he kept saying “theyre after me, help me ffs”.
So I calmed him down and asked him where he was but he didn’t know and kept saying that a gang of Serbs were chasing him in a van and they wanted to kill him.
Told him to make his way to Leidseplein and I’ll meet him there. I get there and he’s there standing in the middle of the square in just his bills, holding his phone and squawking like a madman, his eyes were as wide as dinner plates.
Turns out after talking to the girl in work, she gave him a joint pre-dipped in acid!
My mate had a bad trip, whilst rolling around on her couch her flat mate turned up (who was Polish) and started jabbering. My mate freaked at this point and ran out of her apartment screaming that they were going to kill him!
The said flat mate and a friend ran after him as my mate only had his bills on and was clearly distressed.
My mate took this as the bunch of Serbs hunting him down.
Anyways - there was no follow-up date after that!
So they meet up for a few drinks and a bite to eat then end up in a sauna (it’s a Dutch thing). Then back to hers.
To keep the story short he smashed her foof aots and then she offered him a joint to smoke - that’s when it all went a bit funky.
I got a call from him about 2am shouting gibberish down the phone and he kept saying “theyre after me, help me ffs”.
So I calmed him down and asked him where he was but he didn’t know and kept saying that a gang of Serbs were chasing him in a van and they wanted to kill him.
Told him to make his way to Leidseplein and I’ll meet him there. I get there and he’s there standing in the middle of the square in just his bills, holding his phone and squawking like a madman, his eyes were as wide as dinner plates.
Turns out after talking to the girl in work, she gave him a joint pre-dipped in acid!
My mate had a bad trip, whilst rolling around on her couch her flat mate turned up (who was Polish) and started jabbering. My mate freaked at this point and ran out of her apartment screaming that they were going to kill him!
The said flat mate and a friend ran after him as my mate only had his bills on and was clearly distressed.
My mate took this as the bunch of Serbs hunting him down.
Anyways - there was no follow-up date after that!
Lickle eric
Player Valuation: £30m
Gang of brickys on a stag in majorca.youngest lad is still a virgin so they pay a pro to come over and pretend to pick him up.after a drink she touches him under the table and suggests going to his room.alas as she looked at him he shot his load.
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