Big Sams Undies
Player Valuation: £15m
Called it from day 1
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I've been told the white powder he was snorting is magic ground unicorn horn and when he farts he farts little clouds of glitter.Tommy, lad... take this seriously please!
The real fun is going to be how he’s going to wriggle out of this.
Will he announce he has a problem with drink and drugs so they can’t sack him and get put into an employer funded programme to rehabilitate himself? This is the safe option taken by many people I’ve worked with to keep their jobs
Will he come out as homosexual? This is a risky move as Spacey may have ruined it for everyone
Or will he take a more modern approach and say he was a victim of deepfake AI and phone hacking? There’s little evidence on this route so far so he could be a real trailblazer
The fun is only just beginning!
He hasn't done himself any favours going with The Scum who essentially blackmail and ruined his career.The twits* that filmed him and potentially blackmailed him, where are they?
Those caring, sharing, compassionate lovable Reds will weaponise this further to kick him when he's down, nothing more certain.
''Honestly would say good luck like, but not him. He said nasty things about Juuuuuuurgen, Deserves everything he gets...''
That'll be about the size of it...
Anybody not seeing them as the absolute worst hypocrites the game has ever seen just hasn't been paying attention.
Coote faced allegations regarding a betting incident where a friend informed him about a bet on a player getting booked, which Coote denies was prearranged but acknowledges the poor judgment in messaging about it
Those caring, sharing, compassionate lovable Reds will weaponise this further to kick him when he's down, nothing more certain.
''Honestly would say good luck like, but not him. He said nasty things about Juuuuuuurgen, Deserves everything he gets...''
That'll be about the size of it...
Anybody not seeing them as the absolute worst hypocrites the game has ever seen just hasn't been paying attention.