Goodison87
Player Valuation: £35m
My take on it for what it’s worth, my old fella liked these words before he set off…
Death !
- Thread starter summerisle
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The world spins madly on...........a Song by the Weepies.........great tune.
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Bishop Thumpety-Thump
Player Valuation: £20m
When my earthly stay is over
Sink my dead body in the sea
Just tell my false-hearted lover
That the whales will watch over me
Sink my dead body in the sea
Just tell my false-hearted lover
That the whales will watch over me
Not fully, until recently.
chrismpw
Player Valuation: £70m
I wanted to have my barge set alight with me atop it and left floating down the upper Thames where I used to live. Reckon I could've burned through a couple of locks and caused mayhem to the EA fascists. Sold the barge though now.
Frankly I'd like to be in a cardboard box in a field with an acorn planted over me. I've also told the wife that my funeral music is to be Wagners Ring Cycle, unabridged, but she is selfishly not going along with this simple last wish.
Frankly I'd like to be in a cardboard box in a field with an acorn planted over me. I've also told the wife that my funeral music is to be Wagners Ring Cycle, unabridged, but she is selfishly not going along with this simple last wish.
6 locations???? Come on Sue ffs…. Putting all that pressure on your kids and you won’t even know about it
Seriously… I was gonna start a shower etiquette thread earlierQuite bizarre, I was thinking about this as a thread topic this very morning.
You weren't in the shower with me were you?
I've just cashed in a pension, which is why I'm thinking about death a lot. That and the smell from my feet.
Rita_Poon
Player Valuation: £90m
Who with?
Yer ma…… she has pyar filthy habits
Rita_Poon
Player Valuation: £90m
Ye'r after me there sunshine!
On a serious note though…. My daughter won’t even talk about death with us )me and my mrs) … she refuses to even listen to what we have to say …. She needs to because I want the quickest, simplest and cheapest send off ever… I don’t want nobody coming and pretending to be sad … get ta fuk .. false furkers just out for a day on the ale
Anyway, I’m off to bed, if I wake up dead tomorrow show my mrs this thread to confirm my wishes
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