Death !

[Tipp blue]

On a serious note though…. My daughter won’t even talk about death with us )me and my mrs) … she refuses to even listen to what we have to say …. Just bury me 3 inches under with the tip of my penis sticking sticking out of the ground.

Anyway, I’m off to bed, if I wake up dead tomorrow show my mrs this thread to confirm my wishes

 

[Jimishorts]

I’ve told my Mrs to throw me in the sea near some cliffs where we live

Any chance she could do this sooner rather than later?

 

[kev]

My Mrs asked me "Where would you like to be buried?"

Apparently "on top of you" wasn't the expected reply

 

[Harryflashman]

Well the scattering of ashes part of us will from next season be in two locations rather than one . Appreciate it’s a meaningless but something I decided I wanted a few years ago .

As for the funeral I went to the funerals of a couple of lads who died in Afghan /iraq , who’d obviously been taken in their prime . I remember one being somber, religious and frankly draining for everyone and another being a celebration of a life lived and a proper wake . My intentions are to have the latter rather than the former .

Doesn’t frighten me and I hope everyone there tells some ridiculously embarrassing stories and laughs way too much .

 

[Lapeno77]

Death is no biggie. Its the coming back part that's tricky.

Took me ages to figure it out...

 

[Tommy.]

Walter to do a speech for me please.

 

[YoboCopter]

Ive got no family so dosent matter
Or no money.

 

[Cameron Manning]

It’s very rare the Uni will choose to accept and do what you ask, you have to have a degree of interest to them.

Does this mean you have to have some degrees and qualifications before they accept your body?

 

[matty1878]

lash me in the river alt

we’re not assed.

we’re already in heaven/hell

 

[matty1878]

Ive got no family so dosent matter
Or no money.

want me to do your funeral mate,

you really have no family?

 

[Bryan+]

Ive got no family so dosent matter
Or no money.

We are your family mate.

 

[Kurt.]

Any chance she could do this sooner rather than later?

Hurtful jimi…. Very hurtful

 

[Bryan+]

want me to do your funeral mate,

you really have no family?

Ehhh this sound a bit threatening

 

[Kurt.]

We are your family mate.

Jesus Bri…. Don’t upset him further ffs

 

[Dad watched Dixie]

lash me in the river alt

we’re not assed.

we’re already in heaven/hell

Once Everton has touched you!