Death !

[Tigger]

Ive got no family so dosent matter
Or no money.

Gotta leave that crypto wallet to someone bro

 

[Sarnia Kevin]

Not really bothered, when I'm gone I'm gone <<SHRUG>>

 

[LEONARD]

 

[YoboCopter]

Cheers for the love boys
I do have family but dont talk to any of them
Thats for another day!

 

[Littlesue]

Years ago I used to wish for a quick death in my sleep but not now. Living alone if I die in sleep someone will have to find me and probably my son, my Mom would miss me after 2 or 3 days so would contact son to say "have you heard from your Mom?", he would probably hang on another couple of days then have to come and smash my door in. Hopefully I get ill first and die in hospital

 

[NeilMorepies]

Does @GrandOldTeam do GOT funerals?

Slowly being lowered into the grave in a 6ft+ jigsaw box, to the deafening howl of an Air Raid siren, while everyone stands around and Boos sounds about right for me.

There’s money in funerals lad, just think of the biscuits you could buy…

 

[summerisle]

Does @GrandOldTeam do GOT funerals?

Slowly being lowered into the grave in a 6ft+ jigsaw box, to the deafening howl of an Air Raid siren, while everyone stands around and Boos sounds about right for me.

There’s money in funerals lad, just think of the biscuits you could buy…

You're forgetting the musical bottle openers. As the coffin is slowly entering the furnace everybody opens a bottle and a blast of Z Cars booms out. It's what Jebus would have wanted.

 

[NeilMorepies]

Your forgetting the musical bottle openers. As the coffin is slowly entering the furnace everybody opens a bottle and a blast of Z Cars booms out. It's what Jebus would have wanted.

A very solemn and dignified 21 Opener salute.

 

[Bryan+]

Does @GrandOldTeam do GOT funerals?

Slowly being lowered into the grave in a 6ft+ jigsaw box, to the deafening howl of an Air Raid siren, while everyone stands around and Boos sounds about right for me.

There’s money in funerals lad, just think of the biscuits you could buy…

Then @GrandOldTeam appears to close the casket and says “sorry, religion and politics isn’t allowed”.

 

[YoboCopter]

Who ever sends nudes first can have my crypto wallet

Go

 

[Connor mcloud]

Years ago I used to wish for a quick death in my sleep but not now. Living alone if I die in sleep someone will have to find me and probably my son, my Mom would miss me after 2 or 3 days so would contact son to say "have you heard from your Mom?", he would probably hang on another couple of days then have to come and smash my door in. Hopefully I get ill first and die in hospital

No chance I'll die alone, some feckers always here eating me out of house and home

 

[Connor mcloud]

Who ever sends nudes first can have my crypto wallet

Go

I'm shoite taking selfies, sorry

 

[Cake]

Home (apologies, wrong thread)

 

[NeilMorepies]

Home (apologies, wrong thread)

Thought you’d pre-dug the patio or something.

 

[Rita_Poon]

No chance I'll die alone, some feckers always here eating me out of house and home

I've not bolded it for decencies sake.