Confirmed Signing Dele Alli

[Dancing Pat]

Surely it’s just ‘midget’ and dosent need little in front of it ?

Effing midget?

 

[Rich1878]

Who is trying to nab him?

Horse Punchers

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

Hope Newcastle poach him off us. Lad is an utter beaut whose best days are already long gone.

Absolutely Agree...don't want this...

 

[jimmythenut]

Maybe Newcastle will allow him to play Fortnite after midnight on weekends.

 

[Azza]

Remember Theo Walcott was 30 when we signed him and was never going to be the player he was.

Iwobi was terrible at Arsenal and was always going to be terrible.


Dele Alli is still only 25, he just needs the right guidance to get back to where he was and should be as a player, hopefully Lampard can do that.

 

[hallamblue]

That's an Everton type move. Trying to get a guy on loan when a fee has been agreed with another club!

 

[Lobster Johnson]

I hardly use English day to day. I am in Kyiv. I was born In Britain but you are nit picking over me not being fluent in a language.. You don't have to be racist and personal. We can compare bank balances if you want a real laugh

Can I borrow a tenner?

 

[Jebus_lives]

I hardly use English day to day. I am in Kyiv. I was born In Britain but you are nit picking over me not being fluent in a language.. You don't have to be racist and personal. We can compare bank balances if you want a real laugh

Why don't we do a good old fashioned underground statement analysis battle:

@AleksanderTheGreat Vs @Lobster Johnson

The statement in question:

Thank you to everyone who supported us from the start | Rafa Benitez Official Website

We knew it wouldn't be easy, and that it was a big challenge, both emotionally and in terms of sport. My love for this city, for Merseyside and its people, made me accept this challenge, but it is only when you are inside that you realise the magnitude of the task. From the very first day, my...

www.rafabenitez.com

 

[tim gabbott]

Isn't there a rule about not being able to play for more than 2 premier league teams in a season?? Love the idea though.

He would play a game for us just a big fat cheque

 

[Lobster Johnson]

Why don't we do a good old fashioned underground statement analysis battle:

@AleksanderTheGreat Vs @Lobster Johnson

The statement in question:

Thank you to everyone who supported us from the start | Rafa Benitez Official Website

We knew it wouldn't be easy, and that it was a big challenge, both emotionally and in terms of sport. My love for this city, for Merseyside and its people, made me accept this challenge, but it is only when you are inside that you realise the magnitude of the task. From the very first day, my...

www.rafabenitez.com

Just a quick skim statement analysis as I want my dinner... "I was crap, I got sacked."

 

[andy4efc]

Newcastle. Deal for Lingard fell through.

They’re scrambling now they’re desperate will be too late in the day for Alli I think. He’s already through his medical, spoken to manager and agreed.

Had they come in first thing this morning may be a different story

 

[BlueToff]

Romano saying Alli's medical still ongoing. Still expect him to sign the contract.

Would be very funny if our medical took that long that it gave Newcastle time to swoop in lol

 

[bluebud]

So do you speak Russian?

Nope. I would leave if there was war. Isreal has plans to airlift 100s of thousands of Jews out of this country if there is conflict. Not unreasonable to suggest other places would.

I hardly use English day to day. I am in Kyiv. I was born In Britain but you are nit picking over me not being fluent in a language.. You don't have to be racist and personal. We can compare bank balances if you want a real laugh

So you hardly speak English day to day but live in Ukraine and don’t speak Russian…give it up mate

 

[Jebus_lives]

Just a quick skim statement analysis as I want my dinner... "I was crap, I got sacked."

@AleksanderTheGreat Lobster has lobbed a grenade here and stood back to admire the carnage...

Your only option is to blind him with your shiny hryvnias and strike back.

 

[ToffeeTim]

This is Everton but it would be very bizarre if Newcastle were hijacking the deal and he just carried on his medical with us. It doesn't make any sense.