2021/22 Dele Alli

[Colonel Getafe]

Rondon was a decent player in his prime.

Shame it was about 8 years ago but still...

They don't call him "The Venezuelan Zlatan" for nothing ya know!

(and by 'they', I'm mostly mean me).

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

Like Jesse "he's got potential" Lingard, the near 30 year old manchild?!...

Yes.

 

[Madison-Twatter]

El Bobble having everyone on pins at Dele's peak fitness, just shining a light on how unfit the rest of the team are. Man was sweating like a blind lesbian at a sushi bar after 4 minutes



M.T

 

[Groucho]

El Bobble having everyone on pins at Dele's peak fitness, just shining a light on how unfit the rest of the team are. Man was sweating like a blind lesbian at a sushi bar after 4 minutes



M.T

Banned. Rejoin with a username that doesn’t contain a swear word.

 

[TheBigIguana]

But you said hes been in the league 7 years.

For a lot of those years he has indeed been creative.

In order to know if hes ever gonna "roll the clock back" for Everton, im gonna need longer than 45minutes, everybody starts with a clean slate for me.

I've just watched back his goals and assists and he's never wider than the width of the penalty area

 

[Goat]

I've just watched back his goals and assists and he's never wider than the width of the penalty area

Ive no issue with calling him a forward.

 

[TheBigIguana]

Ive no issue with calling him a forward.

No that wasn't what I was saying I mean wide left of a four man midfield isn't going to do it for him or us

 

[Goat]

No that wasn't what I was saying I mean wide left of a four man midfield isn't going to do it for him or us

And I also agree, you give him a free role.

 

[TheBigIguana]

And I also agree, you give him a free role.

Gbamin Iwobi and Dele. Throw caution to the wind

 

[Goat]

Gbamin Iwobi and Dele. Throw caution to the wind

When you say caution, you mean accept relegation.

 

[Colonel Getafe]

Gbamin Iwobi and Dele. Throw caution to the wind

? <insert GIF of man walking out of high story window here>

 

[TheBigIguana]

When you say caution, you mean accept relegation.

Well Doucoure and Davies is the same thing but it also makes your eyes bleed. At least the other way we might lose 4-3 sometimes.

 

[billyblue80]

Weird he is tried in the flanks he's a split striker or a ten/eight

 

[DanEFC92]

Get rid

 

[Inchy226]

Get rid

100%. Clearly has a chip on his shoulder and instead of taking some responsibility, he is going out there and being utterly reckless. A walking red card. Had enough of his petulance. Who sanctioned this signing? Disgrace.