2022/23 Dele Alli

[Runub]

Still better than maupay

That is the lowest bar in the history of low bars

 

[gianthogweed]

Whoever brought him here needs a good shoeing in the nuts everyone in football knew he was a mess

 

[maccavennie]

Whoever brought him here needs a good shoeing in the nuts everyone in football knew he was a mess

The loan was a gamble I admit
It didn't pay off
We send him back
No harm done

The end

 

[badger5187]

That comment from Iwobi told me everything I needed to know.

How unprofessional can you be when you're paid handsomely by a football club to train for a few hours a day during the week and you can't even motivate yourself to put in the work whilst you're there?

What comment?

 

[Yarrgh]

Nah, buy him permanently and then loan him back to Spurs. See how they like it those cheeky scamps

That's just so crazy that it might just work. Get contract Dave in for an all nighter and call loose pockets Levy in the morning.

 

[Yarrgh]

The loan was a gamble I admit
It didn't pay off
We send him back
No harm done

The end

That's a terrible poem.

 

[maccavennie]

What comment?

Basically said Dele is absolutely crap in training unless it's a match.

 

[Rita_Poon]

That's a terrible poem.

Such promise with the opening line and the open goal of attitude...

 

[Neiler]

Basically said Dele is absolutely crap in training unless it's a match.

You’d think if it was the difference between 20k and 80k a week for the next five years (probably somewhere else) you’d run about a bit for a couple of hours a day.

 

[maccavennie]

You’d think if it was the difference between 20k and 80k a week for the next five years (probably somewhere else) you’d run about a bit for a couple of hours a day.

I think after watching the Spurs documentary where he was buzzing with himself because he'd made some beans was a real eye opener when it came to Dele's IQ so nothing really surprises me.

Shame, the lads got talent that many players can only dream of.

 

[Neiler]

I think after watching the Spurs documentary where he was buzzing with himself because he'd made some beans was a real eye opener when it came to Dele's IQ so nothing really surprises me.

Shame, the lads got talent that many players can only dream of.

Always thought this - he’s always stuck me as really child like. Can see him going to a jewellers dropping 50k on a watch, but being more made up getting a Chicken McNugget meal (large) on the way home.

The Dude has talent to burn.

 

[maccavennie]

Always thought this - he’s always strikes me as really child like. Can see him going to a jerkers dropping 50k on a watch, but bring more made up getting a Chicken McNugget meal (large) on the way home.

100% accurate I reckon lol

Buys his missus a Fabergé egg and gets himself a Kinder Surprise as a treat

 

[Neiler]

100% accurate I reckon lol

Buys his missus a Faberge egg and gets himself a Kinder Surprise as a treat

Buys a Villa on the Palm in Dubai, but looses it when he realises he left his favourite green spade at home and he can’t give his sandcastle a magic tap.

 

[Dancing Pat]

Washed up bum.

For a moment, I thought I was on the Pip Schofield thread!



Anyway Delle needs to do one asap.

 

[jerseytoffee]

Would be perfect for the Saudi league and the money they’re wanting to throw about.