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Denis Stracqualursi

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same here, very interesting person :) i hope soooo much to see him in action against villa

Unfortunately, this isn't Echoed on their site (cannot post link) who described him as......Wait for it.

“Respected International Football Scout Tor-Kristian Karlsen watched the Argentinean this spring and commented on how our new striker is ‘Powerful, strong in the air, has a good shot but movement is poor, little finesse and dodgy touch’ and wait for it ‘Looks like a centre back playing up front’

Sound familiar?

Victor? Is that you?

But to be fair some other bits of the article give good balance on both new players and systems we can use.
 
I'm crossing all my fingers and toes for a full week that he turns out to be a raving nutcase that takes an instant dislike to anyone who plays at the back for the R/S and pacey midgets that play up front.

I've been waiting ages for our next loon and judging by his kipper on the front of the Echo the other day the wait may be over!!!
 


Am I the only one who wonders if his translator isn't ad libbing as his public spokesman?


Stracq: Wait... I thought Liverpool played in red?

Translator: I am very happy to be here.


Stracq: How come Reina's so twitchy?

Translator: This place already feels like a family.


Stracq: Hang on... they think I'm a striker? I'm a centre back. Who's been messing with my wikipedia page?

Translator: I hope to score a great many goals for Everton and emulate Carlos Tevez.
 
Stracq: Wait... I thought Liverpool played in red?

Translator: I am very happy to be here.


Stracq: How come Reina's so twitchy?

Translator: This place already feels like a family.


Stracq: Hang on... they think I'm a striker? I'm a centre back. Who's been messing with my wikipedia page?

Translator: I hope to score a great many goals for Everton and emulate Carlos Tevez.

Haha!
 
Stracq: Wait... I thought Liverpool played in red?

Translator: I am very happy to be here.


Stracq: How come Reina's so twitchy?

Translator: This place already feels like a family.


Stracq: Hang on... they think I'm a striker? I'm a centre back. Who's been messing with my wikipedia page?

Translator: I hope to score a great many goals for Everton and emulate Carlos Tevez.

Sracq: So, you are telling me that Everton does not play in Serie A? But I like meatballs with my pasta.

Translator: I have tracked the career of Carlos Tevez and hope to emulate his success. I have followed the Premier League, watching as many games as possible, and I feel that Everton is a perfect fit for me. Everton likes playing crosses into the box and that is the strength of my game.... strong in to box, strong in the air.
 

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