The Equaliser
Player Valuation: £50m
Vinnie Jones.
My dad's old company sponsored a Sheff United Ipswich game and he got to shake hands with Jones before kick off.
Says he can still feel his hand bruised now.
Easily the winner. Remember him getting booked within 5 seconds of the kick-off in a game when playing for Chelsea. The very definition of a hatchet man.