JimmyJeffers
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No. That’s a double-action Hinge, which coincidentally sounds exactly the same amount of action this woman is feeling shameful about .Isn't Hinge a site for people who swing both ways?
Is this the woman who wrote in to the Telegraph or another one? I'm losing track a little.I've had a few older women in my time; some good experiences and some bad.
Most notable was when I was 25-ish and she was ten years older. I was seduced and invited back to her house. It was fun but she kept biting me... trying to be sexy, and trying to stick her finger up my bottom. I tried clenching but she wouldn't take the hint. She had sharp nails.
This was late on a Saturday night, and I turned up for Sunday league football the next day looking rather disheveled and covered in love bites. Still, it wasn't far to walk and she gave me a sleeve of fags. Small wins.
Ahhh, shame that.Well, if she's only had two men by her age, she is probably a classy lady, who only sleeps with classy men.
Who was the least notable please?I've had a few older women in my time; some good experiences and some bad.
Most notable was when I was 25-ish and she was ten years older. I was seduced and invited back to her house. It was fun but she kept biting me... trying to be sexy, and trying to stick her finger up my bottom. I tried clenching but she wouldn't take the hint. She had sharp nails.
This was late on a Saturday night, and I turned up for Sunday league football the next day looking rather disheveled and covered in love bites. Still, it wasn't far to walk and she gave me a sleeve of fags. Small wins.
Who was the least notable please?
Why didn’t he tell her to trim her nails first ffs? Lack of experience from Don Juan thereHis mar.
Why didn’t he tell her to trim her nails first ffs? Lack of experience from Don Juan there
What's your pre-conquest hygiene routine bud?Because i'd only just met her? And because I wasn't aware of her hygiene standards? And I wasn't aware of her sexual kinks? Yes, I was young so less experienced.
Good hygiene should be a prerequisite for sexual engagement.
Anyway, If she had trimmed her nails, showered first and used some lube, I may have unclenched. I'll never know...
Yer ma?Because i'd only just met her? And because I wasn't aware of her hygiene standards? And I wasn't aware of her sexual kinks? Yes, I was young so less experienced.
Good hygiene should be a prerequisite for sexual engagement.
Anyway, If she had trimmed her nails, showered first and used some lube, I may have unclenched. I'll never know...